NOTE! i think eren is such a boy (bleh). not that women don't do these things they do! i do!! but these are a random list of short things that i think are so eren. just randomly came up with this btw

masterlist!

he 1000% has blue plaid sheets with the corner off and a singular pillow that has no cover on it & is flat as hell

he has another one he puts in between his legs but you never see it cause it's hiding under his blanket

he also doesn't own any flat sheets they are never on his bed just a fitted sheet

he LOVESSSS star wars and has watched any and every show

can quote the "i have brought freedom, justice..." scene by memory

dresses up every year as anakin!!

owns a lightsaber and knows what every color means

collects action figures especially as he gets older and they just get more expensive

burps all the time

always changes his hair he'll grow it out super long and than randomly chops it (and still manages to look good)

had braces as a kid and they were always blue

loves rappers like lil uzi & knows every single song

skates a lot and if he could skate everywhere he would

shows off every single he's near a body of water by doing black flips or ganiers

his white socks are never actually white at the bottom

also loves bands like oasis and smashing pumpkins

has posters all over his room

has LED lights from like 2020 that he STILL uses

his dream wedding spot is lake como (ifyk)

he wore axe all throughout middle school and high school

MAN SPREADS!!!!

he always has his legs spread whore and it's annoying

said it before BUT he loves football

he takes it so seriously and gets into arguments about it too

think he'd be into other sports mainly like ice hockey (he likes aggressive sports lol) or baseball

he's not into them as much but any excuse to go out and get a beer while watching a game he's down

loves beer and going to a pub

his favorite part is when everyone is drunk and arms are wrapped each other singing 'sweet caroline'

will stare down every car to see what model it is

and he whistles when a nice car passes him on the street

stopped doing it though because one time some girls gave him a mean ass look

scoops cereal into his mouth while hunched over shirtless and makes a ridiculous amount of noise

watches everything on his phone with the volume ALLL the way up

loves to play wrestle

has a scar on his eyebrow where hair doesn't grow from when he wacked his head and busted his eyebrow

He watches you like a hawk every time you go shopping together. Even if you so much as spare something a second glance he’s over your shoulder like, “Do you like that? Do you want me to buy it for you? Take a picture just in case it comes in more colors online.”

And speaking of online shopping he’ll just randomly log into the apps you shop on and empty your carts for you. He won’t say anything either and just lets you be surprised when there’s ten packages at your door that you didn’t order yourself.

Throws you the nastiest look ever if you pull out your wallet around him. Like why would he let you pay for your own iced latte he doesn’t care if there was a student discount and you just got paid and wanted to treat yourself. That’s his responsibility to treat you wtf