FUCKING VAMPIRES.

no honestly i miss haze so much every single day and i might revamp haze instead of make this witch oc help me

are you there god it’s me fox pls send more weed

i mean honestly

what a classic tale, where muse a is a rough-guy type, who’s been on his own since he was a teenager, learning how to navigate the streets. he’s submerged himself into the dark, dank world of drugs and alcohol, and starts seeing everything in shades of dark, because what is light to someone so nocturnal. but he sees muse b, a pretty girl in a pretty dress being pushed around by some guys. he steps in and pretends he’s her boyfriend. the two spend the night roaming the city, learning each other, as she’s so thankful for his help, having feared the worst. suddenly, he can’t get her out of his head. they meet a few times, and she’s become color in a dark world, where as he’s protective shield against too many vibrant things. nothing feels right without her there, and nothing is okay without him there.

i can be mister switzerland. gets along with all the other nations around him. keeps good time, makes fine chocolate. now, mister switzerland would politely take receipt of the aforementioned monies and be on his way. i could be him. or i can be mister north korea. and i think you know what i mean when i say mister north korea. crazy motherfucker.

absolutely not. he’d name his dog something badass, like ripper or ajax or judas

lmao i won’t i’ll leave that to u