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the behemoth video must have been so crazy tbh. watching all those people die and following a teenage girl as her friend dies and she helps kill one of her allies and she leaves people to die and tries to save people bleeding out and realizing that your perception of reality has been so flawed because even if you knew that heroes were people and fucked up logically it's another thing to see them scream and argue and suffer and die. like the hero video would have been. the endbringers are a distant tragedy you always pray wont show up where you live but the tragedy has been brought to your home and streamed on your screen. however old you are, millions of lives around the world depend on teenagers like skitter-turned-weaver who swear and scream and barely scrape by with their lives. i dont know where im going with this i just think it must have been both surreal and all too grounding at the same time
can u tell who my favourite endbringer is
Ieptus
An old, old design for a custom Endbringer I did in ballpoint pen in High School, now with digital coloring.
@lemonysneaker The broad concept was a striker/shaker that was an endbringerized version of…. I was going to say Foil + Labrynth, but Paper.io is a much better example. On top of being the ultimate striker- cut through God and all his angels so don’t get tagged, etc,- The blade-hands have a multi-dimensional effect where if Ieptus completes a closed geometric pattern by dragging the blade through the ground, it’ll drop that whole chunk of terrain into an infinite void (with a visual effect similar to this (credit to Jim Starlin.)
Left to its own devices the shape it cuts is usually just a square around some important installation, but Ieptus is both relatively squishy by Endbringer Standards and very, very fast. So an Ieptus fight consists of it hauling ass in an evasive pattern, dragging one hand through the ground and parrying like crazy with the other, inevitably cutting a vast whackadoodle section of the terrain out of the ground, creating more infrastructure problems than if you’d just let him take whatever specific target he’d shown up for with out any fuss.
The striker/shaker elements got recycled into a new design following a priest/heirophant archetype, while the body-plan with the threaded abdomen and lanky build was recycled into an illusionist Endbringer with a monster-clown aesthetic. But I really do enjoy this early concept a lot because I don’t do much with non-artistic pens anymore.
My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.
And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"
#explanation: this references the scene where Hektor the prince of troy goes to his wife after a battle and leans in to kiss his son #(who is still a baby and being held in andromache's arms) #but his son cringes away in fear of his father's battle helmet #it's a gut wrenching scene about how war dehumanizes you and separates you from the people you love #this interpretation implies that being a gamer is analogous

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that's genius... xi jinping was right
"I hate how American media will just make up a European nation rather than do any research, so I'm going to get back at them by writing a story set in a fake American state" like, do you have the slightest idea how much American media is set in a geographically impossible fictional small town located in no particular state and characterised entirely by some guy from Los Angeles' collection of half-remembered stereotypes about the American Midwest? They've already got the "lazily inventing fictional parts of America" bit locked down.
No, if you want to play the Uno reverse card on American media, what you need to do isn't to make up a fake state: you specifically need to wilfully misrepresent southern California.
the bus is never going to come because im a bad person
lisa felt the need to request no tongue bc her shard told her exactly what taylor did to that poor girl
credit for the house vicodin prescription goes to u/marcusbechtel on the HouseMD subreddit, the wilson image came from the House wiki, and of course the whole thing is inspired by the classic video "Every episode of House ever". The rest was all me.

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Chicken Bitch be called Cock
Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

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posting about being a "sensitive white boy" in 2026 just makes you sound like this
Okay so like, i get why you say that, but also ehhhhhhhhh. I was never completely sold on Post Apollyon wars Taylor.
(Also, i think Barker and Biter are pretty much Worm Leroy)
(Armsmaster Vol 2 #17, first full apapreance of the Undersiders and coil)
So, Post Apollyon Wars Taylor is just Diet Taylor. She wad introduced during the Armsmaster ongoing atound its second year with a whole reimagining of the undersiders.
This version was a Cherlie's angels esque group hired by Coil (who is also kind of Regent?) to break shit and distract people. Fun fact, they are pretty much all new characters when you think about it (Sarah Livsey was replaced with Lisa Wilborn, Leroy got replaced by Rachel and Brian got replaced by Aisha. And blueflame is also there i guess).
Also also I FUCKING HATE POST APOLLYON BITCH. Why did you make her so uncomfortably kinky man.
Taylor has a similar backstory in wich like, she is a bullied teenager that gets superpowers. But instead of the Skittering Medallion she is actually just a Post-human (The catchall excuse for superpowers we don't want to explain).
The thing is, there are two fundamentally different things about Post Apollyon wars Taylor.
1) Because nobody gave a shit about the vomics code authority anymore they were allowed to be more creepy and give her actual bug powers and not a bug flavoured Alexandeia package. This is also where she gets the more recognizable 'Skitter' persona.
2) She is actually bullied for being a post human that cant control her powers (and thats also the reason she works with coil in the first place, to control her powers)... so her personality is also completely different?
But like, she was just a minor antagonist in a random arc. The thing is, something would happen that would kind of solidify that version of her.
(Armsmaster the animated series Season 1 episode 52 "Double TTrouble")
Armsmaster, one of the main moneymakers of the WBU also had the privilege of having one of the most iconic tv shows. And because of how many childrens saw it most people see it as the definitive version and Armsmaster and his rogue's gallery, and they will fight you in wichever way they are different to canon.
In some cases it is very very good, the madhouse 9 (as much as i hate the censored name) was pretty much redefined by this show (and you can tell it really inspired McCrae's slaughterhouse 9) and Al Pachino was surprisingly good as Jack the Knife.
But with Skitter they kind of grabbed the Post AW version and ran with it while giving her all of her Pre AW plot beats. Thing is, i don't find her as compeling when her lack of friends is due to magical racism instead of teenagers just being assholes. "Look at her with her too pale and beautiful skin and black raven hair" ass bullying.
(Lisa and Taylor take Colin hostage in The New Armsmaster Adventures ep 3 "Girls night out")
That being said, there is a reason this show almost won an Emmy with 'Snitches get stiches' (it's adaptation of thr night Tattletale died) because like, we got more episodes with Taylor and Lisa being villains but also teenagers, to the point you can see that even under his cold mask Collin has a soft spot for them. So Lisa dyin hits Collin, Taylor and the audience even harder when she is killed after declaring against Thomas Calvert, with the bittersweet satisfaction that in the end, that gave Collin enough evidence to finally put him behind bars.
(Promotional image of the new Armsmaster and Dragon adventures)
I do feel like her joining the Dragonflight feels more earned than her joining the wards. They did explore better the angst and edge she has unlike her peers and how she has to adapt to being a hero.
I don't like that they threw everything they were planning under the bus to make that happen in the comics too.
(Last issue of Skitter's first mini before cancelation)
So, i know it looks too edgy, but a body horror story about a woman turning into a bug would have been really fucking cool man. Because if you are going to go angst about powers make it real angst.
Like, 'Skitter gets trapped in the goblin kingdom and comes out changed' fucked so much as an idea man. But no, they cancelled it after three chapters just to turn comic Taylor into TAAS Taylor.
Also, fun fact, after this point you can blame everything bad that ever happens un the WBU and reality on Editor in Chief chambers. I fucking hate that guy.
(Issue #0 of the second Skitter miniseries, by issue #6 she would become weaver)
I can't sugarcoat it, this series was a total cashgrab that speedran Taylor' greatest hits while queerbaiting the audience.
Taylor becomes GOOD, and she joins the GUILD and now she is magically her chirpy flirt version from the cartoon with the brown hair and green eyes! THIS is the origin of TINO (Taylor In Name Only).
This is the third time they killed Tattletale already man, but this time it was Breed's fault because Breed and Genoschythe the eyereaper are very popular right now.
You know what? Let's put all of our hopes, dreams and company's stock into making Genoscythe the eyereaper a thing people care about because anti-heroes are so hip and cool!
And... WB Comics was one of the victims of the 1996 comic book crash. By 1999 they had to pretty much sell all the movie rights to a shit ton of popular characters including the quadrumvirate and the east coast wards.
So, did you ever wonder why Taylor didn't appear in Protectorate or Protectorate International? Yeah thats right we are talking about...
(Skitter 1 movie poster, first of a low budget triology)
You know, i will never not find funny that during the peak of TINO they got John Carpenter to do a Skitter movie and then got surprised when he went body horror with it.
Because like, it was a filler movie for inbetween the Irregular's movies. So i really apreciate the love Carpenter gave to a character he didn't know shit about.
Like, what can i say, i love the Carpenter triology because he got that Skitter was a horror movie in the making, while also keeping it a superhero movie.
My ranking of them is pretty much the universal one 2 > 1 > 3 but i really like that they made Khepri a separate character and the villain in the third movie as the dark side of Taylor she has to beat by accepting it.
But the thing is, you now had two very different versions of Skitter people wanted to see, so what solution did WB come up with?
I like how the font makes it look like it says SHITTER