BL00

Smol.

cat fetch is the best

Cat’s out of the bag…we all hate Tyga.

Oh my god

kendall adopt me

The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this. If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella. 

you are my hero

these are getting more and more specific

I’m really worried half of you are bots

how do we know you’re not a bot

Could a bot do this

holy shit you’re right i’m sorry i doubted you

Could a bot do this

last night I was just minding my business and this nasty ass bug landed on my arm and I kept trying to shake it off (Taylor Swift™ No copyright infringement intended. Property of TAS LLC Management 2014©) but it wouldn’t get off