Femmy

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@misc-plot-device? How are you doing?

Well?

Why'd you come back?

To make sure you haven’t done anything stupid

Not doing that again, don't worry

Good

Rovel doesn’t know yet. I haven’t said anything

Only a matter of time...

Not if you get rid of it

Fuck you Femmy

You too, Misc.

Go ruin my life for trying to protect my friends if that's what you're gonna do... just stop morally grandstanding in my face about it

Just get out

*leaves*

*sobs*

*pauses for a moment outside the door, then continues on*

@misc-plot-device? How are you doing?

Well?

Why'd you come back?

To make sure you haven’t done anything stupid

Not doing that again, don't worry

Good

Rovel doesn’t know yet. I haven’t said anything

Only a matter of time...

Not if you get rid of it

Fuck you Femmy

You too, Misc.

Go ruin my life for trying to protect my friends if that's what you're gonna do... just stop morally grandstanding in my face about it

Just get out

*leaves*

@misc-plot-device? How are you doing?

Well?

Why'd you come back?

To make sure you haven’t done anything stupid

Not doing that again, don't worry

Good

Rovel doesn’t know yet. I haven’t said anything

Only a matter of time...

Not if you get rid of it

Fuck you Femmy

You too, Misc.

Go ruin my life for trying to protect my friends if that's what you're gonna do... just stop morally grandstanding in my face about it

@misc-plot-device? How are you doing?

Well?

Why'd you come back?

To make sure you haven’t done anything stupid

Not doing that again, don't worry

Good

Rovel doesn’t know yet. I haven’t said anything

Only a matter of time...

Not if you get rid of it

Fuck you Femmy

You too, Misc.

@misc-plot-device? How are you doing?

Well?

Why'd you come back?

To make sure you haven’t done anything stupid

Not doing that again, don't worry

Good

Rovel doesn’t know yet. I haven’t said anything

Only a matter of time...

Not if you get rid of it

@misc-plot-device? How are you doing?

Well?

Why'd you come back?

To make sure you haven’t done anything stupid

Not doing that again, don't worry

Good

Rovel doesn’t know yet. I haven’t said anything

@misc-plot-device? How are you doing?

Well?

Why'd you come back?

To make sure you haven’t done anything stupid

Not doing that again, don't worry

Good

@misc-plot-device? How are you doing?

Well?

Why'd you come back?

To make sure you haven’t done anything stupid

@misc-plot-device? How are you doing?

Well?

*spreads himself across @misc-plot-device’s couch*

Long day?

Remember that new job? Turns out she’s an arms dealer

An... arms dealer?

Anti-regen stasers. When I brought it up, she got all upset about how I don’t understand the horror of war or something.

She could go to jail for that...

And now she invited me back

For a job?!

Even apologized, though she still said I’m wrong

And if I told you I owned one?

Why?

Because if someone comes into my house with the intent to stake my friends ever again... I don't want them to just be incapacitated.

Rovel wouldn’t forgive you for that

I know, but I won't see it happen again.

I can’t agree with that

You could have stopped them with a normal staser!

They wouldn't have stopped at a single regeneration...

There’s a stun setting! Just knock them out!

Femmy, they want to murder our friends...

Which is why we can’t allow the existence of weapons they might use against us.

They'll exist no matter what we do. The military has them and they get stolen from there and sold or acquired or anything like that...

What if you fire it, and hit one of us instead?

Femmy you don't understand!

Then explain it!

Is that what you’ll say to Rovel?

If it comes to that... I sincerely hope it doesn't.

I’ll tell xem. I’ll tell xem now

That's not fair Femmy

Don't give me the "ohhh we have to be better than them" crap. That's how we get killed...

That’s how we get arrested, and exiled, and ruin all of our lives. It’s not a high bar, Misc. Don’t murder people.

I thought I did… but now, I’m not so sure.

What?

Get out of my house...

*spreads himself across @misc-plot-device’s couch*

Long day?

Remember that new job? Turns out she’s an arms dealer

An... arms dealer?

Anti-regen stasers. When I brought it up, she got all upset about how I don’t understand the horror of war or something.

She could go to jail for that...

And now she invited me back

For a job?!

Even apologized, though she still said I’m wrong

And if I told you I owned one?

Why?

Because if someone comes into my house with the intent to stake my friends ever again... I don't want them to just be incapacitated.

Rovel wouldn’t forgive you for that

I know, but I won't see it happen again.

I can’t agree with that

You could have stopped them with a normal staser!

They wouldn't have stopped at a single regeneration...

There’s a stun setting! Just knock them out!

Femmy, they want to murder our friends...

Which is why we can’t allow the existence of weapons they might use against us.

They'll exist no matter what we do. The military has them and they get stolen from there and sold or acquired or anything like that...

What if you fire it, and hit one of us instead?

Femmy you don't understand!

Then explain it!

Is that what you’ll say to Rovel?

If it comes to that... I sincerely hope it doesn't.

I’ll tell xem. I’ll tell xem now

That's not fair Femmy

Don't give me the "ohhh we have to be better than them" crap. That's how we get killed...

That’s how we get arrested, and exiled, and ruin all of our lives. It’s not a high bar, Misc. Don’t murder people.

I thought I did… but now, I’m not so sure.

What?

*spreads himself across @misc-plot-device’s couch*

Long day?

Remember that new job? Turns out she’s an arms dealer

An... arms dealer?

Anti-regen stasers. When I brought it up, she got all upset about how I don’t understand the horror of war or something.

She could go to jail for that...

And now she invited me back

For a job?!

Even apologized, though she still said I’m wrong

And if I told you I owned one?

Why?

Because if someone comes into my house with the intent to stake my friends ever again... I don't want them to just be incapacitated.

Rovel wouldn’t forgive you for that

I know, but I won't see it happen again.

I can’t agree with that

You could have stopped them with a normal staser!

They wouldn't have stopped at a single regeneration...

There’s a stun setting! Just knock them out!

Femmy, they want to murder our friends...

Which is why we can’t allow the existence of weapons they might use against us.

They'll exist no matter what we do. The military has them and they get stolen from there and sold or acquired or anything like that...

What if you fire it, and hit one of us instead?

Femmy you don't understand!

Then explain it!

Is that what you’ll say to Rovel?

If it comes to that... I sincerely hope it doesn't.

I’ll tell xem. I’ll tell xem now

That's not fair Femmy

Don't give me the "ohhh we have to be better than them" crap. That's how we get killed...

That’s how we get arrested, and exiled, and ruin all of our lives. It’s not a high bar, Misc. Don’t murder people.

I thought I did… but now, I’m not so sure.

*spreads himself across @misc-plot-device’s couch*

Long day?

Remember that new job? Turns out she’s an arms dealer

An... arms dealer?

Anti-regen stasers. When I brought it up, she got all upset about how I don’t understand the horror of war or something.

She could go to jail for that...

And now she invited me back

For a job?!

Even apologized, though she still said I’m wrong

And if I told you I owned one?

Why?

Because if someone comes into my house with the intent to stake my friends ever again... I don't want them to just be incapacitated.

Rovel wouldn’t forgive you for that

I know, but I won't see it happen again.

I can’t agree with that

You could have stopped them with a normal staser!

They wouldn't have stopped at a single regeneration...

There’s a stun setting! Just knock them out!

Femmy, they want to murder our friends...

Which is why we can’t allow the existence of weapons they might use against us.

They'll exist no matter what we do. The military has them and they get stolen from there and sold or acquired or anything like that...

What if you fire it, and hit one of us instead?

Femmy you don't understand!

Then explain it!

Is that what you’ll say to Rovel?

If it comes to that... I sincerely hope it doesn't.

I’ll tell xem. I’ll tell xem now

That's not fair Femmy

Don't give me the "ohhh we have to be better than them" crap. That's how we get killed...

That’s how we get arrested, and exiled, and ruin all of our lives. It’s not a high bar, Misc. Don’t murder people.