c h a o s

sitting in my dark room alone thinking what can i do with all this love inside of me

no offense to me or anything but what the fuck am i actually doing

guys you need to stop with the Chris Pratt Mario jokes before the whole MCU cast logs on and sings a song on Instagram denouncing people bullying him or whatever

girls can blur the line between divine intuition and delusion, as a treat

the whole “alpha male” thing is so funny because like. one scientist was like “hey i noticed this thing in wolves” are people were like “cool. that applies to humans too and a whole bunch of people who seem to be acting seriously are going to construct an entire psychosocial hierarchy around it” and the scientist is like “hang on wait i actually think i was wrong. about the wolves”