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Namjoon: What?

Hobi: When butterflies get nervous, do they feel humans in their stomach?

Namjoon: ...

Hobi: ...

Jungkook: Strong

Jin: Weak

Jin: Stab Yoongi.

Y/N: But I didn't even say the other option.

Jin: I know.

Y/N: ...

Jin: But why bro

Jungkook: So you won't fall for anyone else bro

Jin: bro

Yoongi: Yes. He wasn't very friendly.

Y/N: Awww

Hobi: If I were a gardener, you'd be my hoe

Y/N: Bro, you know you are only supposed to highlight the important parts?

Jin: *makes a highlight mark on y/n arm*

Y/N: Why'd you do that bro?

Jin: Because you're important to me, bro

Y/N: *mumbles*

Taehyung: What?

Y/N: You have to be over 18 to hold the puppies at petco...

Jimin: Why?

Yoongi: So if I forget them, my device will remind me 'your password is incorrect'.

Yoongi: I wish to be a caterpillar

Jin: May I ask why?

Yoongi: Eat a lot, sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.

Jin: You know they have a lifespan of like 2 weeks...

Jimin: Well we were driving and there was a deer on the road and Hobi didn't notice, so I said "Hobi, deer"!

Taehyung: And?

Jimin: Tell Tae your answer Hobi

Jin: Punch him in the stomach, then when he crouches pain, kiss him.

Y/N: Tackle him.

Jungkook: Dump him

Y/N: What does that mean?

Jimin: It means they're afraid of santa claus!

Yoongi: No what-

Y/N *trying to act like santa claus*: HO! HO! HO!

Yoongi *the priest*: Repeat after me

Y/N: After me

Jin, at the side: Are you sure you wanna marry them?

Namjoon: It's okay, you'll learn how to do that on the inside when you get older

Y/N: [picks up baby and walks away]