oh dear

U know what I just thought of … That mcfreaking iconic photo of zoe saldana casually balancing across chris pratts back with kurt russell doing finger guns in the background ….. that was really somethign

*clicks page 2 of google search results* the deep web

today is the worst day of every year because its september 1st and im not on the fucking train to hogwarts

What does this say

I really hate to side with Gollum on this, but “what’s in my pocket” is not a riddle and should not have counted. 

What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

Reblogging because this is funny and the gif is perfect.

people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person

probably one of the happiest sounds is when your pet comes running for you and you can hear the little pat pats of their feet on the floor

Today’s aesthetic: photos of lurking animals that one wouldn’t reasonably expect to be capable of lurking.

Proof needed

“are you okay” no, next question

date a girl who gasps when she sees dogs

Can u believe there are ppl who socialize every day… like all day.. and dont become extremely exhausted from it??????

I still don’t know how this went so viral. But it also brings me much joy.