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i know every bug. btw

personally

my boyfriend’s ass must be a german ambulance cuz he got that wagen and it makes me start kranken

oh mein gott i vant him so bad

oh my god everyone quick close your eyes!!!!!!! hes ass

guy who snaps his fingers and says "thats it!" whenever he comes up with a solution to a problem

guy who hops up and says "eureka!" when he knows what to do

guy who has a lightbulb appear over his head when he has an idea

guy who juts his chin out and taps it with a pencil before scribbling notes on a paper pad while sticking his tongue out a little

walking around with a “Free Bugs” tshirt and cargo pants with a lot of very full pockets that are visibly writhing 

as a child I very naturally assumed that slugs were just impoverished snails that had lost their homes. I took to carrying around a pocket full of acorn caps. On the rare but delightful occasion wherein I finally encountered a slug, I would gently place a little acorn top on its back so it would have a home....