loverboy!

too many of you guys think nico is the loser and not lewis for letting the divorce go on for so long. like they're both losers about each other. emotionally constipated idiots who can't talk about their toxic homoerotic friendship that imploded on itself like 8 years ago and are now making it everyone else's problem. yeah nico's on television or in beer gardens talking about lewis all the time but like every other month some reporter is like "lewis, what's your favorite moment in your career?" and lewis no hesitation is like "oh man, karting, y'know? everything was simpler then" and then spends another six months skirting around nico's name. like this whole thing they're doing in the media isn't some kinda extended foreplay for them. they're both still pressing on the bruise to make sure it's still there!!! every few months, they're literally just asking on public television, does it still hurt for you like it does for me? and like clockwork, someone will release new information about them or one of them will say something about each other (in my heart, he's still my best friend/yes... and teammate) and the answer will remain the same, yes, of course, always.

too many of you guys think nico is the loser and not lewis for letting the divorce go on for so long. like they're both losers about each other. emotionally constipated idiots who can't talk about their toxic homoerotic friendship that imploded on itself like 8 years ago and are now making it everyone else's problem. yeah nico's on television or in beer gardens talking about lewis all the time but like every other month some reporter is like "lewis, what's your favorite moment in your career?" and lewis no hesitation is like "oh man, karting, y'know? everything was simpler then" and then spends another six months skirting around nico's name. like this whole thing they're doing in the media isn't some kinda extended foreplay for them. they're both still pressing on the bruise to make sure it's still there!!! every few months, they're literally just asking on public television, does it still hurt for you like it does for me? and like clockwork, someone will release new information about them or one of them will say something about each other (in my heart, he's still my best friend/yes... and teammate) and the answer will remain the same, yes, of course, always.

okay but I'm not over the brocedes unicycling and especially anthony having that photo. just, imagine you're anthony hamilton. your son is special and everyone thinks that their kid is special but yours actually is. he has an insane talent but karting and racing is so expensive, but he's so talented that you're willing to work four jobs to pay for it and he's willing to work so hard on the track to show that it's worth it. and this is britain so people are awful and racist but he beats everyone and you go over to italy where, ok, the people are still mostly awful and racist but for the first time your son actually makes a friend in this sport. and on paper it doesn't make sense, this kid is white and rich and the son of a world champion but he loves your son and your son loves him. they race together and destroy hotel rooms together and you drive them and a world champion around europe and see them win and win and win. and they grow up because that's what boys do, and they both win championships and make it to formula one. and all the work was worth it because your son becomes a world champion, and then he becomes world champion again. and the boys are teammates again but it isn't fun this time. there are no friendly competitions now. years go by and your son can't even say the boy's name, but he still says that karting (with him) was the best time of his life, still uses the tricks that the boy taught him. and then you're stood talking with this boy, all grown up, talking about your son. and all of that Stuff matters, of course it does, the championships and the teammates and the divorce, but it doesn't matter as much as the fact that once upon a time they were dumb thirteen year olds having competitions over unicycles as though that was ever cool, and your son was Happy.

Does anyone else ever think about how when Lewis was publicly basically refusing to acknowledge Nico’s existence he was still getting large gifts for Nico’s daughters?