Leona

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

no shade to canada and all shade to the us but this world cup should be happening only in mexico

what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

Funny when someone introduces you to something, you get really into it, and then they lose all interest in it. Oh so you’re just going to abandon me at the party you invited me to. Dude you were my ride.

female characters with masculine names r great but i need them to be named stuff like craig and harold and philip i feel like too often their names are too cool. women named kevin

trying to write a fic but i get frustrated bc i dont write like a 50+ years of experience in writing nobel in literature winner writer

opened my wip and didnt immediately write a thousand new beautiful and perfect words so i'm going to smash my laptop with a hammer

*looking at the OC I crafted with my own hands* what the actual hell is her problem