Lovely, She Wrote

me when i’m old

its like it came from the labyrinth.

@theashleec2

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We are just the pawns of big pharma and the insurance companies.

omg it’s so easy just have rich parents that will buy you a condo that you can rent out, grandparents that’ll let you live rent-free and a high-paying job that most people don’t get 😊

I exfoliate with white tears.

After he leaves, there’s like 5 seconds of silence before EVERY SINGLE GIRL in the study area just fucking CRACKS UP. It was the purest moment of human connection I have ever experienced. We are laughing our asses off. We are imitating Chad’s whiny pissbaby voice. I ask the pretty girl if that actually just happened. She says yes it did. I say, bullet fuckin’ DODGED babe. She laughs. I am reborn. We are all reborn. I don’t know what Chad was working on in this coffee shop, but there is a 100% chance it was 1. a screenplay, and 2. a remake of The Great Gatsby, but like it’s for millennials and a milquetoast white guy named Brent has a threesome with 2 beautiful hipster girls who both fall in love with him. It’s titled BOATS AGAINST THE CURRENT and it, like Chad’s love life, will never take off.