these violent delights have violent ends

My brain:

FLORENCE PUGH as YELENA BELOVA in the MCU

listen i cannot express how much i Do Not Go Here but my partner does and i feel deeply compelled to say: this is a grade-A dyke. this is the heartthrob of any major 90s boyband. this is a lesbian who shows your girlfriend what she's missing out on by being with you. absolute loverboy who finds an obscene amount of joy in carrying a girl's bags. what i'm saying is that if ANYONE tries to claim this slick-haired CHAIN-NECKLACE-WEARING FIRST-ATTEMPT BUTCH (?) is anything even REMOTELY straight and cisgender you will know that our lesbian culture and aesthetics are finally and fully being coopted. because this is a HOMOSEXUAL. she is deliberately trying to attract WOMEN with this look. and if we can LIE about this as a society what won't we lie about. this will be the beginning of the end. disney will try and call her their first gender-nonconforming cis straight character as if it's groundbreaking.