austin

the intended vibes of this are very much the nightcore version of angel with a shotgun

Midnight Snack

But I feel like we need to talk more about Radioapple as grandparents.

Charlie: guys I’d like you to meet your grandson *hands over baby to lucifer*

Lucifer: *absolutely overcome with emotions* 🥹 my baby… had a baby… and now I’m a grandpa… and… holy fuck *ugly sobbing*

I’m sure a lot of you know about the troll(s) that follows the top!Alastor and bottom!Lucifer tags on AO3. They come into any fic with those tags and just spout the most vile shit at the author. They use many different accounts, which makes them difficult to block.

Well, it seems they’ve upped their game and are now using major plot spoilers from the leaks in their comments. This obviously sucks a lot, and I wanted to give a heads up so that authors could try and take a few measures to protect themselves from spoilers, if that’s what they wish.

Firstly, here’s the known handles for the troll(s):

ph7toow, Bellx1, kerramio, LeeioM, bassthyme096446, lpikk, mrymqa, kerranyou, enjesu, nymppi, s1004, 009009d, mishayouH, ellfnu, mousem9, luq_hoho.

Best to block those as a start. They may have other accounts though, so consider moderating comments and turning off anonymous ones. I know that sucks, but it’s easy for them to comment anonymously, so if you’re really worried then perhaps keep to registered users only for a while.

If you do get hit with one, don’t respond to them. They do this to get attention, and getting mad at them only feeds it. Just report the comment as a TOS violation (for harassment and for potentially getting Amazon’s eye on AO3, something they do not want), and delete it.

Lucifer cocks a brow and says nothing as he places his cup on the table.

Alastor continues to stare unblinkingly at Lucifer.

A beat

Without breaking eye contact, his expression unchanging, Alastor reaches over and nudges Lucifer’s cup off the table, much like a cat.

Lucifer’s eyes widen a moment before he goes on a tirade. "What the fuck?" "What's your problem?" Etc.

Because imagine this scenario. You are Mama Al. You're a good Christian woman and you love your son with all your heart and firmly believe he's a good person(even if he does have trouble with the ladies)

Then you die and get sent to heaven. And You're waiting for your son. In fact, you're happy to, the longer you wait means that he had a good long life.

Until nearly a century passes and you have to give up the ghost and ask that nice young woman Emily and confirm what you'd been fearing for the last 30 years. Your sweet little baby is in HELL of all places, and he got there relatively soon after you got to heaven

And it breaks your heart, but you have to know why. why that sweet little baby that loved catching and brining home frogs went to hell. and it breaks your heart. so much death, so much PAIN. and all at the hand of your little boy. And he KEPT doing it in hell, to the point that he's one of the scariest things down there, and it's not like there's a shortage of scary evil things there. Oh you just wish you could give him such a talking to.

and then canon happens and visitors from heaven are allowed to go down as long as it's to encourage people to redeem themselves. Now's your chance! you hop on down and you walk up those hotel steps about to tan your little boy's backside for all the lying and suffering he caused

and you find him cuddled up with THE DEVIL. The actual fallen angel Lucifer, and your little boy is ENGAGED TO HIM!!!??? and they're raising the antichrist together???!!!(sweet girl, honestly, if there's one bright spot to the situation, she's really a perfectly lovely granddaughter)