You know how you've got five basic senses (sight, , hearing, smell, taste, and touch), here's some hoimicraft headcanons about them!
-Grian has glasses, he's had them for a while, it's not new. He is absolutly blind without them and some hermits find it amusing to see a half asleep Grian not being able to see anything because he forgot his glasses (the help him find them though, don't fret.)
-Jevin desperately needs glasses but refuses to get them. He's got the full availability to get them just refuses. He just squints a lot and deals with it and claims he doesn't like reading.
-Joe just can't smell much, it's not anyone's fault, he just has a horrible sense of smell. It makes some really funny moments when hermits talk about some sort of food smelling really good and Joe straight up has to nearly stick his face into it to smell it.
-Cub accidentally lost his sense of smell doing different experiments with all sorts of chemicals and overtime they burnt his smell receptors in his nose.
-False is deaf in an ear. The hermits don't know why but they know that it came from her past and the hermits don't ask each other about their past.
-Tango dealt with explosions and loud sounds so much due to Decked Out and all his other projects, he can't hear to well anymore. That does mean that he does the old man "WHATT??" yell so the hermits have to repeat themself. The hermits find it annoying sometimes and amusing sometimes.
-Mumbo has lost feeling in his fingertips due to working with redstone for so long without proper protection that it wrecked the nerves in his fingertips. Redstone obviously creates and electric current which can lightly burn you're finger tips (like hot glue). After a while without proper protection it'll zap your fingers which'll kill you're nerves.
-Impulse actually wears the proper protection and so his literal nerves aren't shot (mental ones are a little iffy). He has though, when he was sanding down things, sanded down his fingerprints. So his finger print stamps (Gem needed them for a very wholesome project), there are some bits where he accidentally sanded them off.
-Cleo, being undead, has lost pretty much all of her taste buds, so it's great because they'll eat most anything as long as it doesn't look absolutly inedible. Because they can't taste much, judges food and how much she likes it based on texture. Which is why she likes Ren's grilled cheese because he has a habit of burning them.
-Zed has the highest spice tolerance of all of the hermits. He grows ghost peppers and makes them into a powder so he can put some spice on his food without ruining others. That also means that Zed always has pretty much pepper spray on him.
I think I'm allergic to writing short headcanons, I fear it may be a problem. Could I make that an anon tag? Skrew it I'm doing it.
-Writer Allergic to Short Headcanons
I relate so much to Joe, tbh