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The 'ingredients you can pronounce means it's healthy' line implies a world in which the kind of nutrition a person requires scales with their biology education and grasp of phonics. Which isn't true, of course, but sure would imply some interesting worldbuilding if it were

"Potassium cyanide. Arsenic trioxide. Polonium 210. Tetrachlorodibenzodioxin," I say, smugly and with full confidence, before downing the glass of wine my political rival insisted on pouring for me. Seconds later, she watches with a smirk as I collapse writhing to the ground, in the knowledge that I never could hit that "R" in "pinot noir" quite right

getting off on the way you cry my name when I’m fingering you and talking you through it

throbbing just from thinking about groping and sucking on your tits I’m such a mess aching for you

"good morning, princess" as i thrust every inch of my cock into you

You've got to be more afraid of abandoning yourself than disappointing other people.

never forget that you are someone’s most legendary fumble

She sends a selfie and I send her back a video of my cock throbbing in my pants.

It's okay if joy and grief keep visiting on the same day.

lack of communication will eventually kill any type of attachment