so i know i go on about how much i actually hate the loveless anime (itās a lot) but the loveless drama CDs are things of actual gold. let me give a run down of a couple of them.
natsuo and youji try to adopt a dog. soubi loses his shit, goes on for a good portion of the drama CD about how much he hates dogs.Ā
ritsu pays to have soubi bugged. soubi finds out and throws an actual fit at ritsu before smashing the bug he found with about as much violence as soubi can manage (itās a lot)
a team, voiceless, shows up and attacks soubi and ritsuka. soubi again loses his shit because, surprise, voiceless is a team that soubi was literally supposed to have murdered under seimeiās orders but he ended up leaving alive because he felt bad for one of the team members. soubi spends half of the plot pretty freaked out, ritsuka ends up figuring out something soubi couldnt, and all around, soubi doing one good thing in his life and leaving someone alive comes back around to bite him in the ass
yamato gets a job at a maid cafe. itās cute
and then theres one that deserves its own set of bullet points. ill give you a break down of the plot, but i need to go dig it up because itās the best thing ive ever read and if you ever doubt that soubi is, like, an actual child, i challenge you to read through this drama cd
one day soubi picks ritsuka up from school in a car. itās revealed that soubi is actually a terrible driver.Ā
soubi tells ritsuka that theyre going to go eat noodles
apparently, soubi has lost his actual fucking mind because he takes ritsuka halfway across the country for noodles
at some point, soubi pisses ritsuka off by easily falling into a different dialect that ritsuka cant understand. itās not explained how or why soubi can do this but itās implied that this isnt the only dialect that he can do it with. also, ritsuka is convinced that soubi is making fun of him in this other dialect.
soubi almost fucking dies trying to cross a military battlefield for some noodle ingredient. as i said, he has lost his fucking mind.
theres some actual sappy dialogue between soubi and ritsuka when soubi is legitimately trying to cross a military battlefield
if i remember correctly, ritsuka successfully convinces soubi to not do it and come back
all the shop keepers hate soubi. i dont actually remember why.
soubi totes ritsuka across the country trying different noodles. at one point, ritsuka begs him to stop because he canāt eat more noodles. soubi does not stop.
ritsuka falls asleep in the car at some point.
soubi thinks that the logical response to ritsuka falling asleep in the car is to take him to the airport, pay for two airline tickets, and then put ritsuka on an airplane so they can go eat noodles somewhere else.
thats the end of the drama cd. it ends with that.
i wish more of the drama cds were translated because i actually love them