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I’m living
It’s like the direct opposite of this
They’re having a conversation

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LONG SWORD GLOCK BAT TASER
I had to do it
A parakeet trying his hardest to say ‘Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition’
I’M CRYING
the spanish inqui-baby bird
“I like it!” “YES I DO YES I DO!” omfg
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH IN A CORNER
HE GOT IT I’M PROUD
An extension of a random au I had long looong ago…//and until now i still have no idea what this is…😂 so random lol
Raven: You’d follow Summer to hell. Qrow: And back. She’d get us back.

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An Intro To Indian Dishes, by BuzzFeed India
Food Network is shook!
Gabby Kinney || All-New Wolverine #31
Summer: Qrow, I’m leaving you in charge while I’m gone.
Qrow: I’m your man!
Summer: You’ll need to not do anything stupid or dangerous.
Qrow: I’m kind of your man …
Summer: And you need to keep everyone out of trouble.
Qrow: You need another man.
“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”
Translation:
[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]
Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? [weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish] Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. [weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. [weasel grabs a fish and runs away] Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome.
I believe its a mink
Black excellence 🙏🏾

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The Four Elemental Power Walks
Water:
Earth:
Fire:
Air:
my favorite thing about this is that each of them is walking in a different direction, it’s like these girls are off to conquer the entire goddamn world
They’re gonna meet in the middle
Kate: The best revenge really is being nice.
Noh-Varr, in the distance: Or murder.
My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.
When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.
What kind of dog is Ezri? I love her!!
I… did not expect this post to blow up this much but I am delighted at all the tags and replies and Ezri has been told the internet thinks she’s a Very Good Dog. :D
She’s a German spitz - in the same family as keeshonds and pomeranians. She might be crossed with something else as her freckled coat, non-pointy nose, and personality are not standard for her breed (they’re usually a lot more high energy and excitable - she’s super laid back and chill). She’s a bit less fluffy than breed-standard too, mostly because she’s grown out from her spring/summer trim (not usually necessary/good for her type of coat but she gets terribly itchy otherwise). It also makes her look like a puppy of a large breed:
Ezri’s best friend is Murder Cat, who is a gentle friend to humans and Ezri, but does things to mice that would make Hannibal Lecter go “Isn’t that a bit much?”
I got Murder Cat as a kitten, and she used to try to nurse on everything when she was small. Eventually, she settled on her favourite thing to nurse on, Ezri, who has never had puppies and a little confused at first but eventually went with it. She grew out of it, but they have stayed snuggly buddies ever since.
New Years here is full of fireworks outside and Ezri gets Vry Scared. I usually set her up somewhere with a snuggly spot right by me, and Murder Cat comes and does this all night:
She goes everywhere with me in my bakfiets (cargo bike) and lets me warm my hands in her fur on cold days.
And her ears disappear if I say her name to get her attention.
ok so great thanks for coming to my TED talk about my dog, good night, drive safe
“A man is gonna find me, and think ‘Wow. A woman born with gold eyelids.’”
— Loki, probably
“Eliminate the nose. You can pretend that you have no nostrils. Men don’t LIKE nostrils. You want to look like a pterodactyl. Men LOVE pterodactyls.”
— Kate Bishop, in the middle of a makeup tutorial

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“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church.”
—
Kate Bishop, on contouring (via incorrectyoungavengersquotes)
EDIT: Yes, yes, and Loki.
“I may legally be an adult, but don’t be fooled. I have no idea what the hell I’m doing.”
— Kate Bishop, probably