love, ashley jane

im a slut for water. an h2hoe, if you will

god and jesus

Foam and String

Noah thinks the sun is a government conspiracy

@dokta

honestly monty python and the holy grail is just a dnd session w/ really uncooperative players and a dm who worked really hard on a campaign but gave up halfway through

and the cops arriving at the end is when the DM finally snaps and ends the game

note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke

who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me

no more discourse everybody shut the fuck up and eat some bread

-Jesus at the last supper

chronic illness problems: “what are you so tired from” “sitting upright”

since its summer and getting hot: dont shave ur huskies/any double coated dog

Wait how come?

its because theyre double coated and if you shave them that coat will never grow in correctly again. it will permanently mess up their ability to thermoregulate bc they dont have their different fur layers to insulate them or use for sun protection. heres a link going into a little more detail why 

“van gogh ate yellow paint because-” he was suicidal, karen

“If Van Goah had antidepressants, we wouldn’t have his artwo-” We’d have a lot more of his work, Karen, and who the fuck cares about what we get from him  he deserved to be well, karen. 

“he cut his ear off for a woman because he lo-” because he was mentally ill, Karen.

My friends, the full set has been revealed to us!

I love you Archbishop Frank.

This got rid of my anxiety temporarily??

i love whatever accent this is

I like to imagine that this is what all news is like in Great Britain.

I just learned Benji has turned one year old. Happy Birthday, Benji!!