Stars, hide your fire

my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying

me drinking green tea: this is gonna fix Everything

all i want is a partner who is way out of my league but thinks that i’m way out of their league and we’ll live together in perfect confused harmony with a dog

i don’t understand why people think that depression goes away on holidays?? like ho ho ho I’m still feliz navidying

is no one going to explain what all the lights are

no offense but i want to love someone and i want them to love me back

These are the greatest thirty seconds ever recorded and I Can’t. Stop. Reblogging.

omfg he really thought he could be aggressive and abrupt and shake her. nope

OH. OH DEAR.