dumb boyband

me: *is completely alone, has no actual friends, is irrelevant to everyone in general* minimalism

so today i went & saw my done drawings for my birthday tattoos and me and my tattoo guy talked about louis and harry (hes a 35 yr old Spanish man so he has no idea who they are) cause they are the inspiration for my new tattoos and im dying he would not believe me when i told him all the matching tattoo sets they had and when i showed him them he was like, “wait people see that and dont question them ? wow and they are big too ? they aren’t hiding them at all” and i was like, broooo i know lol cause i explained to him how they arent together in the public eye and then he was like, “uh well that obviously isnt working cause just myself seeing those tattoos i would think they were together or atleast special to eachother in some way, one or two matching tattoos is pretty nomal but 3 or 5 whatever the number that complete eachother under all the same theme and that theme means home, strength, good luck, etc., yeah no thats not what friends do, thats real commitment like love is and it takes a lot of balls to do because they have some pretty big tattoos too, its seems to me that they are using the tattoos to scream out a pretty obvious message even more so that they have them in such visible places like their wrists, arms, chest.” & i was just like akjshfshhdggdhjakhja on the inside then he told me some history about sailor tattoos and made fun of louis big fat bird on his arm lol

ohhh i forgot to add that he thinks their most obvious set is the rope and anchor on the wrists and when he first saw them he was like, “ohhh so when they hold hands they align … thats ridiculous oh my god they are one of /those/ couples they must be disgustingly lovey dovey when together and ive seen some pretty over the top couple tattoos and have done some cheesy ones for couples but wow that is … wow” and he laughed and was like, “ima show my wife this she loves cheesy shit like this” and when i told him people dont think they go together at all he was just looking at me confused like, “… he has a rope on his right hand … and the tall one has a anchor on his left … so when they hold hands it aligns perfectly what are the odds of that like what ??? do they think he just got a rope shaped as infinity symbol for shits and giggles ? its a totally random tattoo until you see it next to the anchor and suddenly it makes since that its half of a whole tattoo what they dont they have eyes ?” and i was LIKE HELLO WELCOME TO MY LIFEJAJDFHAJAK

do you think harry’s friends send him memes of himself

friendly reminder that AIMH is actually a real tweet and Louis actually typed it out with his own two fingers and did it right after Harry had retweeted a tweet about him being heartbroken about Louis and Eleanor and AIMH is the most rted tweet without a picture in the history of twitter

casual fan? no sorry i only know how to invest my whole livelihood into something and spend every waking moment thinking about said thing

louis is…the best kind of friend, are you kidding me??? he’s so supportive and unbothered by people’s mistakes, he’s just like “don’t worry lad!!! it’s all good!!!” like….he’s the type of person who even if you totally embarrass yourself in front of him, he honestly just thinks you’re charming (he’ll still drag you a lil bit but it’s out of love) and he’ll still parade around a room telling everyone in his path how much he likes ya