h loves l

can y'all believe that “i love you the same from a million miles away as i do right next to you” is not an angsty lyric or line from a fic but something that liam payne actually said to louis tomlinson in real life

*completely forgets word in native language and can only remember it in english *

i really dont care if they blame us for bg ending like as long as it ends lol they could say that i forced the cotton swab in his mouth and sent it to the DNA center myself and i will be in court wearing a fur coat and sunglasses with my feet up on the witness stand like, “but is he the father ? no. and guess who did that ! me !” i really dont give a fuck man ive been through this bullshit before I will happily take credit just end it.