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HEY! Well... Yeah probably. I am quite the dork. I ended up just going to California State University. Still in California (obviously) but still distant from Laguna. What about yourself? Have you applied/started?

No no it was all tuck away no need to worry! annyway how’s college life for you?

How was it tucked away if you were naked? NEVER MIND. DON'T NEED TO KNOW. College is.... Just like highschool. But harder.

It was amazing! i rode a camel and bungee jumped naked i think ive done all my exercise for the yeat

Naked Bungee Jumping? Well that's a new one. Didn't everything kinda... like... Um... flap...... around? Do I even want to know? I don't think I do. Never mind.

I have been dork quite a few times in my life time. But an even bigger dork than Cameron Ciumei? Is that possible? Mac and Cheese boxes are always a great addition to the bedroom. College is... Okay? Not as fun as I thought it would be. Kinda like high school - a lot of talking behind backs and parties and well, yeah.

Nope India is more important

Well, it is good to travel whilst you're young. How was it?

Well i did spend 3 days in a desert! but finally !

Sounds exciting. But... Weren't you meant to be in school though...?

Ahhh I see. Well I guess if a man looks like David Beckham his cool-o-metre scale goes up a few points. If you don't mind me asking, how have you been Cam? 

Well i tried 

I can see. I think you're a whole 10 shades darker than very pale british boy.

How does that girl from mexico say it... Bueno Both something? It translates into something like 'Why can't we have both?'

Your support means alot.

She's 20...

He meaning Liam Payne or he meaning my now assumed transgendered room-mate? You've got me thinking now... S/He's nice, before you actually start conversing...

Exactly! Thank you in advance. It's really appreciated. Just the thought of it is appreciated.