just a bit of me

I’d say it was pretty magical. Did almost every single drug known to man and I met this cool chick who happens to have money too. Apart from the actual schooling part.

If that's what your definition of magic is I guess it was. But wow, you really hit the jackpot. Semi-literally there.

Why do you always have to put people down for who they are!? Pretty sure once upon a time, very long ago—How old are you, again?—You wanted to be in the prom court too.

How am I putting them down? And I think I was much more elegant about the whole prom thing then you were, you were practically frothing at the thought of the crown. I at least knew I didn't have a chance.

Makes me miss high school… not.

Whoever says its the most magical years of your life are so wrong. 

I guess one of your other customers tipped her off.

Have you even ever had our coffee?

Admit it, you would do something like that.

Okay maybe. But it wasn't be this time I promise.

Maybe you just made shit coffee.

She didn't even taste it though. 

You sure that girl wasn’t you?

Pretty sure. It doesn't really make sense for me to order a cup of coffee from myself and then leave in the middle of my shift.

hiiiiiiiiia bitches guess who’s back from Paris! MEE!

I was totally there too! If you count watching Taken...

I think it’s unfair that I almost got arrested for “attacking” some bitch who got her hands on my Chanel boots first. People are so sensitive these days. 

So did you get the boots? 

I’ll take that as a compliment.

It was no where near a compliment but whatever floats your boat.

I think thats why she’s so obsessed with me.

Probably hey. You don't have many other redeeming qualities.