Cutie Alert! (you reading this)

The corner the ad names would place the store in San Jose, the center of Silicon Valley.

Recreating a copy of a copy over and over again. An entity doesn’t understand what it’s doing, it only recreates what it observes. “Generative.”

Remember when Dall-E was still in its infancy and churning out terrifying misinterpretations of what a person looks like? “super mario in gummo.”

don't look at my fucking boner when we fight on Ao3 (T rated, 2,849 words)

made up yume nikkis dark tunnel

amphitheater

lonely room

waltz of seccom masada

waltz of seccom masada (8 bit)

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears