sad dream

oliver: it is obviously?

oliver: ugh that sucks, but i dong see how rock salt and a night light will help.

lola:i dont even kow what to say to you

oliver: eery noises

oliver: yes you should call them ASAP

lola: yes because that's the first rational thing to assume

oliver: ok so i'm pretty sure my cabin is haunted

oliver: i honestly think we need to get it checked

lola: what's ur proof

Hey, you’re talking to Queen of apologies so don’t feel the need too. We all of days that aren’t up to par. Just think after this weekend we’ll be back home. Thank you? No, don’t worry about apologizing. Your threats are imitating and come in very handy for you. It’s a good thing. 

My apologies to the Queen--- wait, did that defeat the purpose? I never thought I’d say I miss the city, but I do, I relly do. I have never seen so many bugs in my entire life, not to mention it’s sweltering. Glad to know I have something going for me.

You almost back into someone whose sitting on a porch and it’s my fault? Who the fuck taught you how to drive?

Damn honey, chill out. I’ll move as fast or as slow as I please. Waiting for me to pass won’t kill you.

No, but this cabin shit might. Sorry for... you kow, threatening to make you a pancake.

Sorry — I dropped my phone. I wouldn’t want you to run it over, otherwise you’d owe me a new one.

No--- I’m sorry. Although I’d say just put it on my mom’s tab, why buy you a new one when you have a perfectly good one, that would be pointles and now I’m rambling, anyways sorry,rough day and i’m not really a wilderness person.

Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. Sorry, moving boxes that are half your size isn’t exactly easy.

Correction, worng side of the stupid bunks. Listen, I’m sorry, really, let me help you with those boxes to redeem my bitchiness.

No! I am done with life, end it, ease my pain and run me over. Just, feed my dogs for me and tell my dad I’m sorry about fucking up his business meeting yesterday. 

Don’t tempt me. That’d be too easy, i’d go for something more dramatic like feeding you to sharks. Of course I’ll feed the dogs, they’re partly mine. Damn, if I don’t run you over your dad definitely will. 

Rudeness hardly gets you anywhere, lolakinz. Where are you gonna go anyways? The next town is like thirty minutes from these cabins.

I just got sick in mouth when you called me that, just a little. Anywhere, literally anywhere. I am not one for wilderness and/or shitty horror movie plots. I don’t even know if I have enough gas to last me thirty minutes.