LostWolf

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

Spain first goal 105 minutes in

I don’t care who wins in Spain vs Argentina. I’ve just turned on the tv to witness.

I do find it very funny that they periodically show up close slow motion video of fans in the stands on either side looking increasingly frustrated

Argentina is down a bunch of players and the announcers keep wondering if Messi is gonna save them with the same tone I’d imagine that you’d wonder if the reinforcements are coming before morning on the battlefield

There’s like five minutes left in the game. I think if Spain wins I’m gonna make the flag in Minecraft just because

Well I’m off to collect some red and yellow wool

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

I tried to get her daughter on the phone in order to yell at her for me but her daughter is on an international flight right now so I’ve gotta do it myself.

Anyways all of you also drink water please especially if you have a health condition. It’s hot outside this time of year in the northern hemisphere.

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

It’s amazing sometimes what a singular glass of Gatorade can do for you

agreed. But glass? Pouring Gatorade into a glass is a level of classiness I had not previously perceived

I use the powder and I’ve gotta mix it in something

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

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That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.