crazy together

heres some cleradin

like wdym your years-long homoerotic situationship spits in your face “we’re friends. we’re friends” and WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT you just hit him with “well we used to be best friends”

wdym he asks you “what did you think? that we would never get girlfriends and spend the rest of our lives in my basement playing dnd together” and you look that man dead in the eye and say YES. YES I DID

wdym your #1 opp pulls up for the first time in 18 months just to aura farm in your face about how you’re a lonely self-hating gay loser whose friends he’s about to casually murder in front of you and you say hold my beer. and unlock psychic powers through queer self acceptance

MAY YOU NEVER LOSE YOUR HYPERFIXATION

Another round with only my comfort gays <3