lost the plots

Years of political unrest in Egypt have led to a steep decline in tourism, one of the country’s main sources of income. Newly appointed president, Adly Mansour assembles a crack squad of Saudi Arabian construction workers to build the world’s largest waterpark at the mouth of the Suez canal.

Genre: Documentary Tagline: Can they save a back in time? In this highly anticipated sequel to the smash hit documentary; ‘Back 1: The Present’, critically acclaimed documentary film maker Werner Herzog takes us on an eye opening journey through the tools and techniques which aim to shape the future of back surgery.

Heart warming biopic of cheeky TV DIY expert and quasi-celebrity; Andy 'Handy Andy' Kane. Following him from his humble beginnings making things out of MDF on Changing Rooms through to his limited success in the states, subsequent drug addiction and inevitable death.

Birmingham nightclub owner and glam rock aficionado, Chris Grey is on a mission to find the perfect 'Slade' tribute act. News of his mission has spread all the way to Ludlow, Kettering and parts of Redditch and before he knows it a large portion of the West Midlands want in on the action. Inundated with a wealth of talentless teenagers, clueless about glam rock and only in it for the inevitable fame and fortune, Chris soon finds himself disheartened and with no choice but to cancel the whole venture...that's when the killing begins.

Prequel to 1994's critically acclaimed 'Forest Grump'; Woodfellers sees brothers Champ and Chuck Cheddley, two plucky young lumberjacks, embark on a journey deep into the Canadian pines in this coming of age film that attempts to answer the age-old question: If two lumberjacks who are also brothers go into the forest, only one of them comes back and the other gets lost and turns vegan, does anyone care?

Phillip Hawthorn is a man who knows his bread. Once an award winning baker, he now resides on the other side of the oven as the UK’s leading homemade bread competition adjudicator. When he is diagnosed with a rare life-threatening illness owing to severe yeast overexposure his whole life falls into disarray...until one day, at the Upper Boddington village fete, he is handed a brown paper envelope full of enough money to fund his treatment. Will he compromise his integrity and risk casting the whole local village homemade bread competition subculture into disrepute for the sake of his health?

When Gary Flint leaves the door to his freezer slightly ajar over night, the culmination of up to 5 weekly shops become encased in a thick wall of ice. With no spare freezer, a broken hairdryer and no towels in the house Gary has no choice but to let the freezer defrost naturally and risk ruining the entire contents.  

A course of botox gone hideously wrong. A pair of lips swollen to unprecedented proportions. A glamour model running out of time. A bomb disposal expert forced out of retirement. If they burst, nothing will ever be the same again at Sazzle's Vijazzles beauty emporium in Billericay.

When socialite couple Fin and Felicity Slots get invited out to Bahrain on a business trip, the last thing anyone seems to want them to do is cover up.

Set in a post apocalyptic future where money is worth nothing, jobs no longer exist, entire countries have been wiped out and social hierarchy has been completely eradicated; the worlds oldest living man recounts anecdotes of a time long forgotten.

With his drone modification business expanding rapidly, Derek Oppenheimer is desperately looking for new office space. Struggling to find anything with high enough ceilings to enable his staff to test their latest creations he turns to specialist estate agent Spencer Moorhen. Armed with a tonne of cash and very specific ceiling height requirements the pair embark on a ludicrous journey to find the perfect property

Detective Inspector Chris Bed is facing the toughest case of his career. A killer is at large in the seaside town of Swanage and 5 people are already dead, each found with a single pearl lodged in their throat. In order to catch a killer you have to think like a killer and this killer thinks an awful lot…about clams.

Tagline: That was not a close shave! The hair that comes out of Brad Wlkinson's face isn't just thick...it's really, really thick. So thick in fact that nothing he does can tame it. After seeking medical help, Brad is thrust into the public eye and soon discovered that sometimes it's better to just keep quiet and have a beard. 

Bill Squid is America’s number 1 krill whisperer. His incredible ability to control huge clouds of tiny crustaceans has landed him worldwide celebrity status. He has the money, the big house and the fancy cars but, due to an uncontrollable tendency to squirt ink from his eyes when nervous or intimidated, the only thing missing in his life is love.

As the Ivory trade is showing no sign of slowing and poaching remains rife across Africa’s national parks, one man believes he has the answer as he attempts to undertake the greatest hoax the world has ever seen. They can’t shoot something if it doesn’t exist, right?

Depressed vegan, Champ Cheddley gets lost on the job with nothing but a blunt axe, the pouring rain, a poorly-made packed lunch and a particularly mischievous red squirrel to keep him company…sometimes it’s tough being a lumberjack. 

When a futuristic, waste-collecting robot accidentally sweeps a human body into its abdomen, its whole world is turned upside down. Jailed for intergalactic homicide the only person on its side is a 13 year old boy with floppy hair.