a bunch of wedding/engangement themed prompts
"i jokingly told you that the only way iād marry you was if you did this weird outlandish thing, and you actually did it, and iām kind of charmed."
"this is probably a bad time, but marry me?"
"weāve been dating forever, and you just caught theĀ bouquetĀ at our friendāsĀ wedding"
"remember when we were in high school and we swore that if we were still single at 30 weād marry each other, well hey guess whose birthday it is"
"i planned out this super romantic proposal and you just ruined it by beating me to whole proposing thing"
"weāre getting fake engaged for [insert reason here]"
"weāre assigned to this mission in which we have to pretend to be a married couple, but iām actually really in love with you"
"we accidentally got married in vegas oops"
"accidentally crashed this wedding, but hey youāre pretty cute"
"i was deliberately not invited to this wedding so im crashing it anyways, even if that means the angry hot maid of honor is going to murder me"
"youāre the hot stripper at my friendās bachelor(ette) party"
"hey iām the best man, youāre a bridesmaid, letās do this thing?"
"i know im supposed to be your best man/maid of honor, but maybe i should mention now that iām in love with you"
"iām a wedding planner and you donāt believe in marriage"
"iām your wedding planner, but iām also falling in love with you"
"iām the wedding planner, and youāre the best man/bridesmaid"
"my ex just invited me to their wedding and i need you to be my date so it doesnt look like ive spent the last few years failing to get over them."
"itās my younger siblings wedding and my mother wonāt shut up about how iām going to die alone"
"i need a date so iām hiring you off criags list, please donāt be a serial killer"
"wow i never knew bride/groom had such a hot sibling"
"our parents are getting married, and itās a little weird, but youāre really hot"
"your the dj/wedding singer at my friends wedding and you just playedĀ myĀ song.ā
"iām really drunk, please help me get safely out of the way so i donāt ruin my friends wedding."
"our weirdo friends are throwing a wedding for their dogs and we both got dragged along."Ā
"iām stuck at this stupid wedding, so please bar tender keep the drinks coming"
"they said āspeak now or forever hold your peaceā so iām speaking up"
"iām a runaway bride/groom and youāre driving my getaway car"
"my bride/groom ditched me at the alter, but fuck them iām taking this honeymoon anyway.
"itās our honeymoon but weāre spies/secret agents/whatever and bad guys keep appearing to ruin everything."
"its our honeymoon and everything is super perfect and romantic"