American Horror Story Sentence Starters (Seasons 1-4)
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“I used to think you were like me. You were attracted to the darkness. But, ______ you are the darkness.”
“It’s been insane here. First the cops were outside and some freak started banging on the door screaming about money.”
“You got a dog. I needed you, and you got a DOG.”
“There’s so much pain, you know? There’s so much.”
“I don’t want to be here anymore! I’m frightened! I miss my mother!”
“You’re gonna regret it.”
“We wanted to have a baby. We were gonna have this great life…”
“I don’t want to bother you, but I’m hurt and needing some help.”
“I like it when you don’t run. Makes it a whole lot easier to keep up.”
“Hi, I’m _____. I’m dead. Wanna hook up?”
“What dream are you chasing? Or should I say, what dream is chasing you?”
“I’ll wait. Forever if I have to.”
“Drink this. That’s it. It’ll make you forget.”
“You might as well just Krazy Glue a stick of butter to your ass.”
“I got your flowers. They smelled of the gas station where you bought them. Red roses? Could you be more of a pathetic, cheap cliche?”
“That girl/boy is a monster. I love her/him and I’m a good Christian, but Jesus H. Christ..”
“I’m not some silly schoolgirl/boy. I’m a woman/man. And I matter!”
“Something has changed in you. Towards me. You’re distant, cold.”
“Close your eyes and remember everything is gonna be okay. I love you.”
“Me? I’m a beacon of compassion.”
“All monsters are human. You’re a monster”
“There is no God. Not a God who would create the things I saw.”
“You have no idea what it means to have lost you.”
“Come on, _____. Bend me over a bread rack and pound me into shape.”
“You touch me again, you will die.”
“That’s how it works for us freaks. We get blamed for everything.”
“Rest up, dear. You’re going under the knife in the morning, you’ll need your strength.”
“Put that wine down. You look like a streetwalker.”
“You know you got me in here just so you can undress me with your eyes.”
“I’m goddamn plucky, remember?”
“One day, I’ll bury you.”
“I am tough. But I’m no cookie.”
“And you were so drunk, you couldn’t find your way home.”
“Mental illness is the fashionable explanation for sin.”
“The times may have changed, _____, but the nature of evil has not.”
“It’s the ultimate cosmic joke. You got me pregnant.”
“God always answers our prayers, _____. It’s just rarely the answer we’re looking for.”
“If you look in the face of evil, evil’s gonna look right back at you.”
“I broke a beer bottle. I stabbed them. They will live, but they will never forget.”
“Hell, I’m the Queen/King of Candyland.”
“I know everything. I’m the devil.”
“You wanna be my slave tonight?”
“I give you my soul, and what do you give me in return?”
“You’re weak-willed, boring, and your fashion faux pas give me nightmares.”
“Perhaps my talent is in the boudoir.”
“Follow my voice. We’re all here waiting for you.”
“You could offer me a unicorn that shit hundred dollar bills and I’d still never give you nothing more than a headache.”
“Do me a favor. Die before Thanksgiving, so none of us have to suffer through that mess of raisins and Styrofoam you call stuffing.”
“Players only love you when they’re playin’.”
“Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.”
“Are you seriously ignoring me for dessert?”
“Oh, what have we here, a romantic bubble bath?”
“I’m not scared of dying. I’m scared of living like this. The constant pain and the ugliness.”
“If he’s/she’s dead, it’s probably because he/she got wasted and offered the Grim Reaper a handjob or something.”
“You can’t drink or fight. You’re a little bitch.”
“It’s you that will end in flames. I swear it!”
“You’ve got a bulls-eye on your back, kiddo, and our biggest enemy is locked, loaded, and looking at you.”
“Jesus, go change your clothes. Wear something… black.”
“It’s too hot, my frickin’ vagina’s sweating.”
“In this whole wide wicked world the only thing you have to be afraid of is me.”
“My talent has been known to render men/women speechless, but you’ll have to get over it if we are going to work together.”
“You know my motto: always leave them wanting more.”
“Has anyone tasted your cherry pie?”
“Oh, shut your disgusting mouth, you slut!”
“I tell you, sometimes I can’t take it. They way they they look at us. They way they treat us.”
“You’re a miracle worker. You’re my salvation. I never dreamed I would have been able to do this with a real woman/man.”
“You are a tattered waste of oxygen who bolsters his/herself with contempt for others.”
“I’m gonna sit here and watch you eat that entire bowl.”
“I think I have a bottle of schnapps. Perhaps you’d like to come inside?”
“You are young and full of life. You should not be surrounded by death and disease.”
“Let me take your pain away. Replace it with love.”
“You’re stuck on the rosy notion that the world operates on goodness, decency. Truth is - all goodness guarantees you is an early grave.”
“I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!”
“I was an idiot to think I had a chance with a girl/boy like you.”
