NOT A HUMAN OF NEW YORK

the reason why people are so hard to read is because they are composed of the letters a, t, c, and g in random sequences and as im sure you know, that doesn’t spell anything

other girls: floral print, a-line skirts, fuzzy sweaters, high heels. me: crispy tortillas topped with shredded beef mince, diced tomatoes and cheddar cheese. served with salsa verde.

me as a mother: girl what he do

ive never said 1 coherent thing in my life

Best thing about winter is all the bugs r rotting in hell where they belong

Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one

Mood to the max!

Tubular af

groovy, i hate it

If she breathes, she’s a square

It’s living in my house, Bilbo

talents: feeling like shit