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@lostarbiter
Rover's attempt at being funny (it didn't go well)

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ever since her newest awakening, rover's life has been solving one mystery after another in the pursuit of a mission often forgotten among the tides of lost memories. she treats her time here as much the same– solve the mystery of this city and leave to head on to the next place. however long that may take. and that means blending in while also keeping herself active.
the wooden sword she had been using (gifted to her upon awakening) breaks with the force of her downwards strike, most of the 'blade' falling to the floor while the hilt remains secured in her palm. exhaling heavily, rover stands straight, causing a pause in the sparring she was engaged in with the other.
" Some weapon this was." it's not as if she intended to use it for the entirety of her stay here. a new blade had to be acquired but if this can't even hold up to a training session.....
her gaze turns back towards the other, head tilting. " Break for 15?"
@stellatiratore
' a cat? what? no, i'm not a cat! do you think cats can fly or magically appear from marks or talk?! '
the echo seems to have been offended by the assumption of the other, fur bristling at the audacity of the assumption. sure, abby didn't expect people here to know what they were but they've seen enough cats to know that it's one of the farthest things from it!
' do i look like a cat....? no, my ears are more rabbit like than anything so than why–'
rover holds up her hand, drawing attention away from her companion as their words trail off into quiet mumbles while they pace (float) back and forth behind the arbiter. her attention focuses on the woman who asked that innocent question as she sighs quietly.
" Abby is an Echo. We....don't exactly know how they came to be but they're not a cat. And obviously doesn't like being referred to as a cat. But don't worry about them. They'll be fine– give Abby some food and they'll forget what was bugging them in the first place."
@frosthera
"Oh, well, aren't you adorable?" Vivi says, looking right at the floating companion next to the person Gwen, her Eevee, had trotted up to. She could see why her Pokemon's attention had been grabbed.
Vivianne turns her attention back, briefly, to the person. "I do terribly apologize, mademoiselle, if my Eevee disturbed you and your companion. She gets very curious about others."
Vivi didn't really want to presume too much about the floating creature, after all.
@lostarbiter | sc
' hehe, yep! that's me, the most adorable and helpful companion in all of solaris! and. whatever this place is.'
abby places its paws on its waist very proudly, expression shifting into something that can only be described as pride and smugness wrapped into one. rover rolled her eyes, lips forming a small smile as she turns to speak to the other.
" It's alright. This is the first time in this place we've encountered something sorta like them." she also didn't want to assume about the other's companion, having never heard of an Eevee before. certainly not a creature from solaris, nor alike to any of the exoswarm in lahai-roi. mayhaps they're found in ashinohara? of course, there's the obvious answer of this person and their companion is not from the same world as rover. but there's yet places the arbiter has been and it's best to keep an open mind.
"So they were naturally curious. As am I– is Eevee their name or the type of creature they are?"
"Mother's Day...."
"So this world has such holiday's......I see. A blessing and a curse, I suppose."

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"In my defense, I simply do not vibe with the law."
absolutely unhinged comedic relief - accepting
" That hardly means you can take the matter into your own hands." not that Rover has any room to talk. her trust in most organizations is practically non-existent, or born out of pure necessity for the goal or task at hand.
that, however, has nothing to do with the pair of knocked-out cold law enforcement officers.
".....you should leave. I'll explain it to them when they wake up." and by explain, she means lie. " When that time comes, be long gone. It was an accident, after all."
okay and now this is a non-event starter call!! i'll leave it uncapped for now and will probably base them off of songs from my playlist
“ Sorry I couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue. ”
absolutely unhinged comedic relief - accepting
" I think it stops being an internal monologue when you're speaking most of it out loud."
sure, she could've said something but it seemed rude, what with interrupting something mid-thought process. it also spared her time in having to ask unnecessary questions.
" If it spares you any embarrassment, it was quite....interesting."
' i'll say. i don't think i've ever heard someone go on and on and on since– '
" Abby."
' ...ehehe, sorry.'
"RIP to everyone killed by the gods for hubris but I’m different and better. Maybe even better than the gods."
absolutely unhinged comedic relief - accepting
" You sound just like most of the people I end up having to deal with who proclaim they're better than the gods."
" They usually end up suffering the same punishment as those killed for their hubris. Interesting, don't you think?"
ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF
ASSORTED QUOTES FROM TUMBLR TEXTPOSTS, X (formerly known as twitter) POSTS, TIKTOK, MEMES, AND OTHER SOURCES AROUND THE INTERNET
CHANGE gendered words and in-universe phrases as needed.
SPECIFY muse for multimuses.
“ Currently considering becoming a bother and a nuisance, maybe even a menace or a rascal. ”
“ Hungry? Eat the government. ”
“ Yes, I wanna fuck after every argument. ”
“ Silence, you uneducated peanut! ”
“ They should invent a being alive that isn’t so difficult. ”
“ Women have to think I’m hot or none of this matters. ”
“ Due to personal reasons I will be named an enemy of the state. ”
“ Being overdressed is a myth made up by people who didn’t want you to have fun and be sexy. ”
“ What even are daddy issues? Just traumatize your father back. ”
“ I LOVE complaining! You can’t take that away from me! ”
“ I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you. ”
“ I’m simultaneously ‘I’m tired of this grandpa’ and ‘that’s too damn bad!’ ”
“ The word ew coming out of a pretty girl’s mouth holds so much power … I think that it can tear apart nations. ”
“ Someone made fun of my shoes and the whole time I just thought of ways to push them out the window. ”
“ If you’re short, simply get taller. ”
“ I better think twice? Buddy I don’t even think once. ”
“ My off putting looks, awkward demeanor, and strange behavior have captivated you. ”
“ There’s something deeply, fundamentally wrong with you. Can we kiss? ”
“ You are a fool. When you walk, clown music plays. ”
“ I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favorite? ”
“ I really do hate thinking. ”
“ In my defense, I simply do not vibe with the law. ”
“ I’ve done nothing wrong. Except all the atrocities. Besides that, I’m innocent. ”
“ Sorry I couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue. ”
“ Of course you have white hair and trauma. ”
“ So apparently the bad vibes I’ve been feeling are actually ‘severe psychological distress’. ”
“ Stop calling me a bad person just because I’m orchestrating your downfall! ”
“ The more lip gloss I collect the longer I live. ”
“ Sorry that I am obsessed with you in the unhealthiest way possible. As if it's my fault ”
“ The multiple failed assassination attempts against me have helped build both character and self esteem. ”
“ I could be your loser boyfriend. Do you ever think about that? ”
“ Accidentally went and got myself killed yesterday, but god wont let me die so I’m back ”
“ What do you mean napping isn't a good coping mechanism? What do you mean my problems are still here? ”
“ Academic validation is required for my sanity. ”
“ RIP to everyone killed by the gods for hubris but I’m different and better. Maybe even better than the gods. ”
“ Researching the stages of grief to see if I can get them finished in ten minutes tops. ”
“ My parents were like I’m gonna make a child that is so beyond help. ”
“ It’s not easy to admit when you’re wrong, and that’s why I won’t do it. ”
“ Why can’t this family ever have a funky good time? ”
“ How do I show people that I’m more than my unethical career choice? ”
“ I fucked my way into this mess, and I’ll fuck my way out. ”
“ You look so biteable today. ”
“ Why am I suffering? I have so many correct opinions and takes. ”
“ I AM HAUNTED BY A PAST THAT I CANNOT GO BACK TO! anyways ”
“ Challenging authority, angering gods. The family business. ”
“ Third base is me telling you about my father. ”
“ Hey girl. Plagued by terrifying visions? ”
“ Got caught giving a fuck. Embarrassing. ”
“ I didn’t ‘miss’ the red flags; I saw them and thought that they looked sexy. ”
“ Do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot? ”
“ I get my news from the only reliable source, cryptic symbolism in my dreams. ”
“ Another day of being a bisexual disaster. ”
“ I’m going to let myself be a little unhinged today, as a treat. ”
“ Some of you act like murder is such a big deal. ”
“ You wanna hunt me for sport so bad that it makes you look stupid. ”
“ You’re not a girlboss unless you’ve killed someone. ”
“ It’s so weird how no one ever has correct opinions about things except for me. ”
“ Hello, my love — I mean, my rival ”
“ No one is calling me baby and it’s outrageous I can’t believe it. ”
“ No talking stage. Mutual obsession and you see god in my eyes or nothing. ”
“ I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOOKUP CULTURE DIE IN MY ARMS ”
“ Yes baby your emotional walls are high and impenetrable can we kiss now? ”
“ Affection is disgusting. Drown me in it. ”
“ I am gatekeeping my respect from you. ”
“ Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions. ”
“ I am equal parts fuck around and find out and please don’t yell at me I’ll cry. ”
“ Short legs, big butt. I’m a corgi. ”
“ Fuck being the bigger person; I’m going to start biting people. ”
“ Well that wasn’t very slay of you! ”
“ May I please get a crumb of affection? ”
“ I crave power! Please don’t yell, though; I’m sensitive. ”
“ You call it a near death experience; I call it a vibe check from God. ”
“ Here are some scissors. Now cut it out. ”
“ Might commit a little tomfoolery, maybe even some shenanigans. ”
“ All these flavors, and you choose to be salty. ”
“ How can I live, laugh, love in these conditions? ”
“ What if I said ‘to be honest’ but then lied? ”
“ I'm financially at a stage where I understand why people do fraud. ”
“ Yes I may be evil and morally corrupt, but I’m also incredibly beautiful and I think that makes up for it honestly. ”
“ Debates are stupid. Why would I want to sit down and argue with someone blatantly dumber than me? ”
“ I forget but I do NOT forgive.. I'm just walking around hating bitches can't remember why ”
“ Ding dong your opinion is wrong! ”
“ I’m coming for your kneecaps. ”
“ You dropped your nose you fucking clown. ”
“ Are you a fire alarm? ‘Cause you are really fucking loud and annoying. ”
“ Call me an escalator, because I let people down. ”
“ I love me a good lesbian scandal! ”
“ If you can’t run away from your problems, you’re not running fast enough. ”
“ Everything I want to do is illegal. ”
“ Don’t make me hit your ankle with my Barbie scooter! ”
“ I tell gay jokes because I am a gay joke. ”
“ Fuck! I dropped my mental stability! ”

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time completely got away from me last month BUT i do want to throw rover into the event because it'll be fun for her and abby surely!! i'll make a normal starter call too (since i dropped the ball on the last one)
a crocus among us starter call, capped at 3 for now but castmates are exempt! i'll most likely hop into im's to plot as well
" The last thing the campus needs is a copycat murderer. Half of these new crimes can't all be committed by the same person– the locations don't line-up for it."
" But campus security doesn't seem that interested in that line of thinking, either......"
OFIUCO U EVENT INFO
rover - full-time student actually an undercover investigator
for all intents and purposes, to the student body and the faculty, rover is just one of many students studying at the university, working toward a major in engineering and space sciences
when in actuality they're an undercover private investigator hired by a collective of parents wanting to know just what is going on with the student disappearances and campus killer
only the dean of the school knows this to make it easier for rover to work
of course some students wonder how she gets such access to places others normally wouldn't but there's always a good reason for it and any attempts at digging deeper will lead nowhere
does most of their investigating at night, keeping up the image of a student dedicated to their work but made sure there's some free periods during the day so she has time to rest
abby mostly stays in rover's dorm as taking them to class is distracting but can be seen lounging next to them when studying or doing classwork
isn't afraid of the campus killer nor any of the hauntings and is usually always first at the scene of a discovered crime right after the police
' hey, uh, are you– are you gonna finish that by any chance? '
abby does their best impression of someone who is absolutely starving for sustenance, ears flatted and expression like that of a sorrowful cat. it was a sight that could make anyone buckle immediately.......if not for the fact rover– who was chasing them after they took off in the direction of the smell of delicious food – could see their tail shaking in excitement.
shaking her head with a sigh, the arbiter approaches the remaining distance with casual steps, one hand coming to rest on her hip as she speaks to the other while her gaze focuses on the echo. " Sorry about Abby. We just ate not too long ago but they never seem to get full."
' hey! it's tough getting used to this weird place and I need more energy to do that!'
@robustdragonheart
' hey rover, isn't that– '
" Lynae!"
it isn't her intention to shout so loudly but abby drawing attention to a familiar form is all it takes for the name to leave her lips as rover quickly weaves through the crowds of bodies, abby quickly returning to her tacet mark to avoid getting lost in the crowd. there were many questions already moving through her mind about this place but for the moment, they could wait.
a familiar and friendly face was more than welcome, even if their start was rocky at best.
" What are you doing here? Matter of fact, when did you get here? I swear I saw you at the academy only yesterday."
@spectrochroma

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so while i work on finishing up icons, it's time to throw miss rover & abby into the fray!
starter call, uncapped for now
so while i work on finishing up icons, it's time to throw miss rover & abby into the fray!
starter call, uncapped for now