wish i could take my brain out and blow on it like a nintendo ds game card

I was wearing my plague doctor mask in the house this morning, and little did my mother know I had a kazoo inside the beak. Now I put this together in like three seconds so I was flipping my head around trying to get the kazoo in my mouth properly, and I probably looked like I was going crazy. But when I got it and was making kazoo noises in a plague doctor mask you can bet your ass I found a new way to disappoint my parents

happy lesbian day of visibility to all lesbians! whether you figured your sexuality out last week or years ago, i hope you can find the strength to be visible and see the beauty that exists within you.

poe telling leia the same story for the fifth time: so im in there right im barely clinging onto life and just when i think its over this stormtrooper shows up but hes not a stormtrooper hes this guy and hes the most beautiful man ive ever se

#leia nodding for the fifth time: -and it was finn#poe:IT WAS FINN (x)

*wakes up one day and it’s all finally over*

*doesnt check my academic email* everythings OK

mutuals do this

so i know most of us dream of living somewhere abroad, but if you had to stay in your home country and could move anywhere within it — where would you go? i’d be packing for the pacific northwest immediately