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this is sOoo random but i wanna know what would happen if number five meets nico di angelo since they have plenty of things in common

they'd be like "so HOW OLD are you???"

nico: "what, you're like, 13,"

five: "boy, i'm 58 years old. besides, you're like 14, so shut the fuck up."

nico: "??? i'm fucking 84 years old please DO NOT talk to your elder like that."

then they discover that they have a thing in common: both can travel to anywhere they like in a blink of an eye

five: "shadow travel?? i have no idea how does that work but the shit looks dope."

nico: "dope?? DOPE?? my ass. it's SO tiring and not as cool as you, though. you can time travel to the future."

five: "yeah, but foreseen the future is shit."

father issues

five: "i went missing for 17 years and my father hung a picture of me. i think that's cute but however, he's still a jerk."

nico: "my father... oh. he prepared a place for me in his palace in underworld in case i didn't make it out alive in the war. that's sweet, but did he just expect me to die??"

another thing that they have in common: they worked for the wrong people?? idk, kind of

five: "so i worked for this lady named the handler. she sucks."

nico: "oh worm?? i worked for king minos. he's an ass, by the way."

and talking some random things

five: "i was all alone in the future. i have no one. luckily dolores was there. well- she's a mannequin, and i love her."

nico:

nico: "im gay."

additional:

Luther - son of Zeus, god of the sky, god of the gods . Ambitious. Strong as hell. The Number One™ and always in charge. And also likes to fuck things up.

Diego - son of Ares, god of war. Ambitious too- but not as hardcore as Luther. Has no mercy (but still has a softsoftsOFT spot for people he loves). Just wanna be included in every battle.

Allison - daughter of Aphrodite, goddess of love and beauty. The charmspeak/mind control power she has kinda reminds me of Aphrodite. And shes pretty asf so her godly parent would be Aphrodite.

Klaus - son of Hades, god of the Underworld. No need explanation... he literally can talk/see/summon/interact with dead people. Anyone disagrees that Klaus is the son of Hades can fight me.

Five - son of Athena, goddess of wisdom, knowledge, and also war. Honestly we don't need explanation on this one too - it's safe to say that he suits as the son of Athena coz we've been knew that Five's hellllllllla smart.

Ben - son of Poseidon, god of the sea and monsters. Since he can summon eldritch tentacles from a portal in his stomach, I think Poseidon suits as his godly parent. Only here for a good time, not a long time.