Hijacked Routine Part 2
And yet another crossover with @lorichu featuring Juno and Fran, this time with Stanley coming along. I guess you could consider this a continuation of Hijacked Routine
“Hello Juno…” Fran said after having caught her breath. “I didn’t know you could look like that.” She commented, eyes wandering his mundane features. They then wandered to the brown haired more casually dressed person next to him. “How’s the maiden?”
Redness developed on Stanley’s face as Juno turned to him. “How are you doing? Besides your legs and arms I haven’t checked up on you.”
“...Maiden?” Was all he could muster. “What’s that supposed to mean?”
“You know I still don’t know but it makes sense.” Juno said, his answer doing little if anything at all to answer the question. He turned towards her and glanced at the very dead and burnt cashier. “So why exactly did you kill that minimum wage worker?”
“Is she a criminal?” Stanley whispered to him.
“No, she’s Fran.” Juno simply said.
She observed the short interaction, prepared very much for a routine job that would put her life on the line. Not for this again. “Hesperian owns this burger chain, a chunk of their communications runs through here.”
“Cults can own a fast food chain?” Juno asked with a tilted head.
“Hesperian owns a lot more than this fast food chain.” She responded, turning around to head back inside. There was still a job to do, and it was likely that Juno and his maiden would leave. From their reactions, they didn’t know about Red Star burgers and probably stopped by for food. The two could just find somewhere else to eat.
Pulling out her phone, Fran entered the kitchen and began scrolling through the intelligence report she had gotten from an abandoned Cydonian cell. Apparently, a lot of Hesperian services and online traffic were routed through this particular rest stop. This would require equipment, equipment that certainly wouldn’t fit in a fast food kitchen. While checking for additional details, Fran bumped into someone.
She nearly drew her pistol but froze upon hearing a familiar voice. “Oop, sorry.” Juno moved aside to allow her through.
“Where’s the fridge?” Stanley called out from the other side of the kitchen.
“Wha- What are you two still doing here?” Fran asked with confusion and a sliver of annoyance.
“We didn’t get our food, you killed the guy who was going to make it.” Juno stated. “Do you know where the fridge might be?”
“You can’t just magic a burger out of thin air?” She asked.
“I could do that, but Stanley has been wanting me to do stuff the human way. So… That’s off limits.” He said with a sheepish smile. “Besides, this is fun?”
She stared at him before giving an exasperated groan and looking around before pointing at a large steel door. Juno disappeared from her sight completely, though no flinch left Fran. It wasn’t exactly anything new for her. “Found it!” A muffled voice sounded as Stanley made his way over to join him. While the space dragon and its maiden went about preparing their food, she continued on with her mission.
Fran headed to the back door to check if the equipment was stashed outside, but there was only another car and a dumpster waiting at the back. She went back in, thinking that there must’ve been a hidden entrance. Maybe a clue as to where it was kept.
She started at the rear portion of the kitchen, as the other part was currently being used. Judging by the frantic tone of Juno as the sound of pots and pans falling over echoed through the kitchen, Fran surmised it could’ve been going better.
While trying to move one of the tables, she looked up seeing Stanley approach. “Do you need help with that?” He asked, offering a cautious smile.
“I don’t think you’d want to be involved with what I do.” Fran said, managing to move the table an inch.
“Honestly, out of all the things I’ve been involved with because of Juno. This is pretty tame.” He said, moving to sit on the adjacent table.
She paused, looking up at him. This was fairly tame to her too, not only because of how long this fight against Hesperian involved her. But of recent events having come across and having to deal with a dragon. Stanley, as far as she was concerned, was a civilian. Then again, a civilian seemingly in a relationship with a cosmic entity of unknown power.
“Alright.” Fran relented. “Help me with this table.”
Stanley hopped off and crouched down on the opposite end. On a silent countdown, they both moved the steel table. Which only revealed more tiled floor. “So how did you two meet anyway?” She asked, moving on to the next table.
“That’s a fun story.” Stanley said with a small smile. “I was out camping near where I live. I had a few days off but all I really did was sit around and do some errands. I wanted to do something that day so I figured star gazing might be fun.” He moved to the opposite end of the table, gripping the underside as Fran did. “Bought a cheap telescope and just looked up. Didn’t really know what I was doing.”
He took a breath and Fran took that as the cue to start moving. Both of them lifted up, and moved the table back. This revealed yet more floor tile. “At some point, I saw a constellation that kind of looked like an eye.” She stood up, looking around to see potential hiding spots and glossing over the colored flames emanating from Juno’s side of the kitchen. “Turns out, it was his eye.”
Fran paused her thoughts, turning to Stanley. “What do you mean it was his eye?”
“It blinked, and then it was more than an eye, it was a whole face and before I knew it he was right behind me.” A soft chuckle emanated from him. “God he was so smug about it.”
While she did find the story endearing, a question took priority. “So was Juno just really close to the telescope in his… I guess space body. Or was he actually the stars?”
Stanley took a moment, with a thoughtful hum sounding from him. “I actually don’t know. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was the actual constellation.”
She stared at him slightly disturbed before continuing. “I assume the rest is history then?”
“For him, a very long one.” Stanley’s statement drew a furrowed brow from her, as it wasn’t exactly what she expected as an answer. Nor was its meaning readily apparent. For now, she decided to leave it alone. “What about a hidden hatch? Like in the movies, under a carpet or something.”
That on the other hand got her looking again. The kitchen didn’t seem to have any mats or coverings that would fit Stanley’s description, though she figured that the walk-in fridge might have what they were looking for. Fran silently walked over to the steel door, with the maiden in tow.
She opened the door and looked down. There was indeed a large black non-slip mat covering most of the ground. Kicking up the edge and shoving it forward revealed the hatch that she was looking for. “These definitely aren’t standard in restaurants.” Pulling up the handle, she had eyes on the staircase leading into a dark hallway. The lights slowly flicked on, illuminating a path forward.
“That’s definitely not ominous.” Stanley said under his breath.
Fran didn’t respond, only descending the stairs. He followed behind, ignoring the shower of colorful flames and sparks emanating from the grill area.
They both slowly went down the hallway, which opened up to a small hub. The open area led to three separate rooms. “So what exactly are you looking for?” He asked.
“Servers, computer screens. Something that looks important.” She replied, taking the left side door first.
Inside was a small armory, with a variety of guns lining the walls. A crate of different types of ammunition sat in the center. The room would be important but that was for later, and she closed the door to check the center one.
A bed and other living accommodations implied it to simply be a personal quarters for whoever manned the restaurant. Less important than the armory.
The door to the right finally revealed what she was looking for. A tight closet like space with the walls composed of server machinery and a desk with a computer sitting on top. There was a pair of headphones and a filing cabinet underneath.
She got to work immediately, opening up one of the panels. This was practiced, nearly automatic. From there, Fran’s thoughts started to wander away from the mission at hand. “Hey Stanley, could I ask you about Juno?”
He had taken a seat in the office chair in front of the computer, turning his head over at her. “Uh sure. What is it?”
Fran took out a USB and plugged it into the server. “Juno is immortal, right?”
“Pretty sure he is, I mean he’s been around since the universe started.” Stanley responded, idly spinning in the chair.
She crouched, waiting for the stored malware to upload. “If that’s the case, how do you two deal with that?”
Stanley was quiet for a moment, putting a foot down to stop spinning. “What do you mean by that?” Fran nearly explained though stopped herself, realizing how personal her inquiry was. A sad smile formed on his face. “It’s just something we’ve accepted.” He quietly said. “It wasn't easy, actually it nearly ended things.”
Fran moved to sit down on the ground. “If you don’t mind me asking, how did it work out?” She asked.
“I guess we were both afraid.” Stanley murmured, with him leaning forward to rest his arms on his legs. “I had found someone who really cared about me, and I didn’t feel out of place. But moving forward would mean that in the end, it’ll hurt him. And that would be on me. And Juno of course was afraid for his own reasons. I just… I just didn’t want to be selfish. But I didn’t wanna lose him either.”
Even as the USB blinked green, she paid it no mind. “I think we both agreed that it would be worth it. And… I have something thought out for when I go.”
Having finally noticed that the USB had done its job, evident by the series of lights and alerts on the servers, Fran pulled it out. “I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have pried.”
“It’s okay.” Stanley said with a quiet chuckle. “Something tells me you needed it. Most people I imagine would’ve asked about the adventures and what all Juno can do. But you were after something very specific.” He watched as she stood up, checking the machinery as it began to loudly hum. “I hope my answer helps in some way.”
Fran paused, letting out a sigh. “Me too.” She muttered. “You should go, these servers will melt down soon. I just need to grab something.”
He nodded and stood from the rolling chair, setting it aside before disappearing around the corner towards the hallway. She also left the room, though headed to the armory instead. The malware would not have gone unnoticed, and a silenced pistol was at its optimal when the user was unnoticed and had the element of surprise. This time she wouldn’t have such advantages.
All of the weapons save for one were ignored, the lever action rifle with its silver barrel and dark brown wooden handle. Fran grabbed it from the rack as if pulling a coat from a hanger along with several handfuls of bullets which she stuffed into her pockets. Keeping eight in her hand, she slid them into the feed located on the side, inserting them like coins into a vending machine. Fran then gripped the lever and pushed downwards, racking a round.
Now fully armed, she went back upstairs. Being sure to keep the hatch open in order to let the flames from the soon to be burning servers a chance to jump up to the store and burn it down as well.
Upon exiting the walk in fridge, she could already hear the sounds of trucks and other cars pulling in. Fran guessed they weren’t there for the burgers. And as expected, Juno was completely oblivious to the oncoming storm she was to face. Colorful flames still danced across the grill and Stanley was scolding the cosmic entity for the unorthodox cooking method.
A faint smile pulled at her lips, which quickly vanished as she looked away towards the door. Towards a job that never seemed to be finished no matter how many times she slashed a knife, fired a gun, or dropped another body.
Fran stepped past the door and took cover behind a booth. The grip on the handle and barrel tightened as the footsteps drew closer, and she steeled her breath.
The moment right before she would've popped out to fire, Fran realized that the only thing audible now was her breathing. There were no footsteps, just idling engines outside and the faint bickering still emanating from the kitchen.
With a heavy amount of hesitation, she peaked up from the booth. Fran was greeted with an empty parking lot containing her car and the one the two had ridden in. There wasn’t a single trace of Hesperian anywhere. She was stuck staring at the scene, wondering if she was even awake at the moment.
Her focus was broken when Stanley and Juno exited from the back. The human was holding two to-go bags and a cup of coffee. “Hey Fran, we’re heading out.” He greeted casually, walking past. “It was nice talking to you.” Stanley shot her a small smile. She was only able to respond with a half wave and a face unsure of what expression to display.
Stanley exited the establishment but Juno stuck around, standing next to her. “...Did you kill them?” She whispered.
“Kill them? No.” He responded with an offended scoff. “They’re just somewhere else. Sent a few to Nepal.”
“...Nepal?” She looked at him with brows contorted in exasperation.
Juno simply shrugged. “I doubt they’ll cause much trouble when dispersed into countries where English isn’t the primary language.” An amused smile tugged at his lips. “That’ll be a fun puzzle, getting back home.”
Her grip on the rifle had loosened, but she still kept it in hand. “I didn’t think you’d interfere, considering last time.”
“Well last time I didn’t know you were up against cultists bent on ending the world.” He replied. “And… You seemed tired.”
Fran switched the safety off, and though she didn’t need it, she slung the weapon over her shoulder. The weapon settled into position, like it was meant to be there. Like it was a part of her. “What do you mean by that?” She asked with a flat tone.
Juno shot her a sad smile, not directly answering. “You should join us in town. You could probably use a break.”
“My work isn’t done yet.” She simply said, moving past him towards the door. “Maybe next time when I’m not in the middle of something.”
Fran didn’t get any further responses, and took that as her cue to leave. Sure enough, while walking out to the parking lot, Stanley’s car began to drive away.
Upon getting closer, her steps slowed down and her eyes narrowed. Something was off about her car, as the body sparkled as if embedded with glitter. Stepping in front of it, Fran realized it wasn’t a trick of light or the exhaustion getting to her. The car was covered in glitter, and the above street lamp further revealed a hot pink paint job.
“No.” Fran’s operations relied on being hard to track and to not be noticed. She couldn’t do anything remotely close to a job- “No!” She yelled with a frustrated growl, knowing exactly who was responsible. The driver side door was nearly ripped off its hinges as she tossed the rifle to the passenger seat and got in.
Turning the key and stomping the gas, her car rocketed out of the lot towards the road that Juno and Stanley had taken.
It seemed like she’d be heading to town anyways.















