John Smith Kicks Ass

All the 2000’s Rock Bands: I have an idea. Let’s just all come back in 2020. Just all at once. It’ll be epic.

I wonder what Christian meme groups are like. I mean some Christians have the biggest victim complexes in the world and if you couple that with first person perspective memes, you’d probably get memes like:

Oh thank fuck it is my time to shine

I’ve been consuming Christian memes since I was about fourteen and they’re all like this. Also:

May I add:

ok i spent hours looking through christian discord servers for these

Some personal favorites I’ve encountered

This goes so well with what my mother says.

There’s one piece of Harry Potter Rowling can never ruin

I’m sorry but

Hi my name is John Smith and I have short blond hair and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Alex Pettyfer (AN: If you don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Pittacus Lore but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m an alien but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a teen and I go to a school called Paradise High School in Ohio where I’m in the junior year (I’m sixteen). I’m Pittacus Lore (in case you couldn’t tell) and I have Ximic. I love my Loric chest and I get most of my weapons from there. For example today I was using a diamant edged loric dagger and a red bracelet that could form a protecting shield around me. I was walking outside the John Hancock building. It was snowing and raining and there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of mogs stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

i fucking hate tumblr so much seriously