A crazy and utterly revealing expose of the whole Cabinet has been published by Mad Eye Moody, the main excerpts are reproduced below:
1. Umbridge: “I am willing to play both sides to get my power back” she said before becoming Minister. She also said “I unofficially want to kill Death Eaters and Lord Voldemort”
2. Bellatrix: She wants to kill everyone, especially including all the Death Eaters and wants to stay loyal to Voldemort. GENOCIDE PLANNER.
3. Snape: He has been playing everyone the entire time, especially by protecting Harry, Neville, Ron, and Hermione. He is loyal to Dumbledore and will never change his mind.Â
4. Karkaroff: Leaked questionable photos. He also recruited Death Eaters for his own personal usage.Â
5. Lucius: Terribly unfaithful to his wife, cheatin’ on everyone. Leaked information about Umbridge. Wants to blow up the world with multiple nukes.
6. Amycus Carrow has been recruiting centaurs and other magical beasts for unknown reasons. Suspicious things were done all over Europe.
7. Alecto Carrow: Crazy psycho. Responsible for genocide everywhere, tortured numerous people, wants to become a global dictator, one country at a time. All hail Queen Qarrow!Â
8. Rita Skeeter: Rotting away in Azkaban now. She hid her half-blood status, released several mean articles.Â