#imsotired

RIDDLE TIME!! It's 4:40 AM rn dude. I just saw the worst riddle EVER thought up on a dead riddle site from like 2005. This is making me so mad. I need to go to bed

im so tired but noooo headache time noooo the lights are on and blaring into my soul oooauuuhhh ooooohhhh ohhhhh

I've been sleeping for half the day oml

i need to go to sleep blahhhh

my name is T . G . E and it stands for total global enemy :( i am an international fool meant specifically for every human being on earth to concentrate their frustrations into and bully for the betterment of society . everyday i wake up and tour the world , stopping in every area to get tomatoes thrown at me and my head dipped in national park toilets ( which of course are as gross as you would think , please stop eating taco bell at yellowstone i dont even know how youre getting it there ) and they boo me and pants me and draw mean names on me like " bozo " and " white boy " and the likes . i get paid handsomely for my work but its no use when every time i go to a dollar general , the employees grab me by my ankles , dip my head in cleaner and use me as a mop . i just wish the pay was more rewarding to make up for all of the atrocities . id try to order things online and get it shipped to my house but my home keeps getting TPd and egged . :/ can someone help me i have to eat sometime .

me trying to indulge in other media: i need to obj out so bad i NEED TO OBJ OUTTTTTTT <- its like lezzing out but for object shows specifically