Lord CroKri

Befrienderman

ill punch a bee i dont give a fuck

Jesus walked on water, but I can walk on cucumbers. Cucumbers are 98% water so I must be 98% Jesus.

nothing disgusts me more than that nasty ass ketchup precum that squirts out of the bottle when you forget to shake it up first

Did I ever tell you the story about how my mom’s boyfriend was getting fed up with my mom and wanted some space from her so he said he was going out for milk and then he was gone for four months and then he came back four months later but he had a gallon of milk with him

*pretends like i know all of your names* *actually has to check all of your blog before addressing you by name*

In some circles this is known as S&Ms.