Asian Invasion 2k15

whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

Me: trying to focus in class. Gremlin that runs my brain: Flintstones. Meet the Flintstones. They’re the modern Stone Age family.

Solange need to kachow Jay Z’s ugly ass again

Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.

Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes

y‘all ruining the word daddy. my kids gon have to call me bruh or some shit tbh lol

when will tumblr give us color coded text i wanna talk shit in pink

mobile takes long enough to load I don’t want to wait till the next ice age because y'all are aesthetic shitposting in chartreuse comic sans

MEEEEEEEEHHEEE

They live in harmony

me and my mutuals in our commune