Aoba is our God and Savior

Always have faith in Aoba and the Dicksquad

Use Scrap responsibly

Respect booties and who they belong too

Be kind to allmates

Allow forgiveness to those who repent their deeds

Teach those who wish to learn

Accept people and their past

Truly love yourself

Find and show others the light and enjoyment of life

Help the ones you care about through tough times

Then you have been cleansed, O broken-ace

In the name of the Aoba, Ren, and Shiroba

Tell others of us and convince them to join us. Show them the way and we shall enlighten all who join us.

To stay away from temptation, you should focus and keep a strong inner self. Remember and follow our lord in times of bad influence, as he was successful at Scrap and was able to save his saints. Whenever you feel yourself in times of great danger and temptation, do not forget the phrase, “What would Aoba do?”

There is no "ultimate" Aobist, there are just great people. As long as you stay away from the devil Toue and act as I, Lord Aoba would, you will be the best Aobist I could ask for. When life poses a challenge, ask yourself "What would Aoba and his dicksquad do?"

O Assoba,

So your booty will be the finest around,

The lord blesses you.

In the name of the Aoba, Ren, and Shiroba