I want to see you in that fucking party dress!

You're so right, anon. I mean, this bitch?

It's not like she ever went out of her way for anyone...

Or showed even the slightest capacity to care...

Or put other people's feelings before her own...

God, she'd be terrible at anticipating people's needs..

Or empathising with them...

Withholding judgement...

She's such a stone-cold bitch.

Who would want to cry on HER shoulder?

I love Valerie and all of Santana’s early performances. I always her knew her voice was my favorite. But this…this fucking performance still breaks my heart and also made me fall in love with Naya and her voice even more.

Santana let out a deep relaxed sigh as the water hit her body. She really didn’t know how she ended up her. Ended up married to her best friend, living her dream in New York, and being a Mom. She never would have thought an anniversary let alone their 10 year anniversary, their day would have gone the way it did.

She almost shrieked when she felt cold hands cascading down her wet body. She melted into Brittany’s touch when the initial shock of the temperature wore off. “I didn’t even hear you sneak in, baby.”

Brittany kissed her wife's shoulder softly and hummed, “That’s the point of a sneak attack.” She kissed her neck and smiled to herself. “Do you want help washing your hair?

Santana could only nod at the request. Brittany had always loved showering with her. She wasn’t going to complain. Santana turned around in her wife's arms and kissed her gently on the lips, “I would love to return the favor after my turn.”

Over an hour later the couple was sprawled out on their bed exhausted. Brittany was teaching advanced physics at one of the local community colleges and also teaching dance at a local studio. Santana had gone into music producing with a smaller but still reputable label. She had a few of her own songs floating around itunes. She still was acting some on the side. But their family life had gotten busy. They had a rough time getting pregnant for a couple years. But now they had a beautiful 4 year old son named Jonah. 

“Did you ever imagine our 10 year wedding anniversary would involve a reenactment of our wedding while being forced to have dino nuggets, mashed potatoes, and mac and cheese for dinner?” Santana laughed deeply as she curled into her wife’s side.

“He really wanted to help make dinner. Since those are only things he really loves he figured we would love it too,” Brittany smiled at Santana and kissed her softly,  “But I, as a good wife, know you need real food. So the chinese food should be here in about twenty minutes.”

“I wouldn’t change it for anything. I love our little family,” Santana threw her leg over Brittany’s waist and sat on her stomach. “So I know we weren’t supposed to buy each other anything since we are going to Hawaii next month…But I couldn’t resist.”

“Santana…” Brittany said with almost a warning tone in her voice, “We’re supposed to be saving money for the trip.”

“I know. But I skipped getting coffee on my way to work for two weeks,” She grabbed a loose fitting T-shirt and threw it on. “So you know it wasn’t super expensive. But it just fit….” The brunette went into her closet and pulled out a small package wrapped in brown paper.

“Can I open it?” Brittany said excitedly as she sat up. Santana was also so thoughtful and good with gifts. They were kind of her love language. 

“Yes,” She handed it to Brittany and returned to sitting beside her, “It’s going to sound silly. But I wanted to explain it.”

Brittany leaned over and kissed her on the forehead, “Explain away, love.”

“I remember so clearly how traditional you wanted things for our wedding, even though we are far from it.” She watched Brittany slowly peel away the paper, “Traditional 10 year wedding gifts are tin or aluminum. I know you said your office at school feels ‘impersonal.’ So I wanted to help you fix that.”

Brittany almost cried when she saw the gift. It was a Songbird sculpted in a shadow box made of what she assumed was aluminum. “I can’t believe you thought of this…” She leaned forward and kissed her deeply, “I love it so much!” It even had their wedding date on it. 

Santana put her hand on the side of Brittany’s cheek and smiled softly, “I love you so much. Happy Anniversary baby.”

Brittany smiled back at her. “I love you too…and I also didn’t listen to the no gift rule. I was going to wait until we were on vacation…But I want you to have it now.” Brittany turned quickly to dig through her bedside table. She handed Santana a small beautifully wrapped gift. 

Santana took it from Brittany and opened it slowly, “We really are made for each other. We are stubborn and don’t listen,” She mumbled as she opened her gift. 

“Traditional is tin,” She leaned close to Santana and kissed her cheek, “Modern is diamond.”

Santana nearly squealed when she opened the velvet box. “You got me bling!” 

Brittany couldn’t help but laugh at her wife’s reaction. She was a little worried Santana would start stressing about the budget. She had gotten Santana a small tear drop pendant necklace with a small diamond in the middle. “I did get you bling,” She motioned for Santana to turn around so she could put it on her. “I love you too. So much.”

I compiled some prompt lists I found to form a list of 76 kiss prompts. Send in a number and a character and one of us shall write a one shot based on it. 

“Good morning” kiss

Kiss on the forehead 

Drunk/sloppy kiss

Awkward kiss 

Angry kiss 

“I’m sorry” kiss 

“I’ve missed you” kiss 

Seductive kiss

“War’s End” kiss 

“Goodbye” kiss

“I almost lost you” kiss

Kiss on the nose 

Kiss on the ear

Kiss on the neck

Kiss on the back 

New Year’s kiss

Needing to kiss to hide from bad guys

“I do” kiss 

Shy kiss 

Surprised kiss 

Kiss on a dare 

Sad kiss 

Exhausted parents kiss 

Kiss of life 

Kiss inspired by a song

Jealous kiss

Giggly kiss

First kiss 

Last kiss 

Kiss under a full moon

Kiss at dusk 

Kiss at dawn

Kiss in a dream 

Returned from the dead kiss 

Themed kisses

“We can never be together” kiss 

It’s-the-end-of-the-world kiss

Awkward teenage crush kiss

Spin the bottle kiss

Hiding/hoping not to be caught kiss

Forbidden kiss

Sated kiss

Soft kiss

Tender kiss

Passionate kiss

Long kiss

Quick kiss

Morning kiss

Before Bed kiss

In Secret kiss

Public kiss

Accidentally Witnessed kiss

Against a wall kiss

Against a Locker kiss

True Love kiss

Caught off-guard kiss

Breaking The Kiss To Say Something, Staying So Close That You’re Murmuring Into Each Other’s Mouths

Moving Around While Kissing, Stumbling Over Things, Pushing Each Other Back Against The Wall/Onto The Bed

Kissing So Desperately That Their Whole Body Curves Into The Other Person’s 

Throwing Their Arms Around The Other Person, Holding Them Close While They Kiss

Hands On The Other Person’s Back, Fingertips Pressing Under Their Top, Drawing Gentle Circles Against That Small Strip Of Bare Skin That Make Them Break The Kiss With A Gasp

Lazy Morning Kisses Before They’ve Even Opened Their Eyes, Still Mumbling Half-Incoherently, Not Wanting To Wake Up

Routine Kisses Where The Other Person Presents Their Cheek/Forehead For The Hello/Goodbye Kiss Without Even Looking Up From What They’re Doing

Being Unable To Open Their Eyes For A Few Moments Afterward 

One Small Kiss, Pulling Away For An Instant, Then Devouring Each Other 

Staring At The Other’s Lips, Trying Not To Kiss Them, Before Giving In

When One Stops The Kiss To Whisper “I’m Sorry, Are You Sure You-” And They Answer By Kissing Them More

A Hoarse Whisper “Kiss Me”

Following The Kiss With A Series Of Kisses Down The Neck

Starting With A Kiss Meant To Be Gentle, Ending Up In Passion

A Gentle “I Love You” Whispered After A Soft Kiss, Followed Immediately By A Stronger Kiss

When One Person’s Face Is Scrunched Up, And The Other One Kisses Their Lips/Nose/Forehead 

Height Difference Kisses Where One Person Has To Bend Do Wn And The Other Is On Their Tippy Toes 

Kisses Where One Person Is Sitting In The Other’s Lap 

Kisses Meant To Distract The Other Person From Whatever They Were Intently Doing 

166: “ Okay.. This is new. ”

You knew this GleeReunion wasn’t a good idea from the beginning. Especially since Puckermanwas throwing the party and there was so much DRAMA happening lately.

Kurt and Blaine were ‘on a break’ since Blaine kept takingout of town acting jobs with the baby still so young. Jesse had fallen for oneof Rachel’s understudies a couple months ago and she was still a mess. Theymarriage was over.  Quinn and Puckermanfigured out early that their reunion was only because they didn’t want to admithow hard it was for both of them to lose Finn. They just kept each othercomfortable for a while.  

Mercedes and Sam seemed to be the only drama-less set wasleft besides Brittany and herself. Well, others that she kept up with. Theyweren’t together, but Sam was signing some back up and playing a guitar onMercedes new album. He also had gone back into modeling.

You’re dragged out of your thoughts when you feel your wife’slips on your neck. You can smell the faint smell of liquor on her breath. Ithas a little bit of a fruity smell to it. You would guess she’s been drinking vodkaand grape juice. “You smell like you’re have a good time,” you tease her softlyas she squeezes your hips.

“Well, I decided since everyone is being cliquey anddramatic, I would have a couple drinks to mellow myself out so I don’t yell atthe stupid people.” She states on your ear matter of factly. She hugs youtightly from behind and sighs, “I’m so glad we are only friends with some ofthem now. I don’t think I could take this drama all the time.”

You feel yourself nod in agreement with her as you melt intothe comfortable and safe feeling of her arms. “I have a special place for allof them…but I don’t think I could handle this all the time. Quinn’s revelation about her FINALLY realizing she’sactually bisexual last month was enough drama for me.” You can feel her chestrising and falling against you back as she giggles at your comment.  

Brittany kisses your neck more vigorously and starts to swayher hips into you with the music. “Everyone is a little buzzed now. Why don’tsneak off and we go make out somewhere for old-times sake?” She kneads her fingersinto the skin just above your waistline. “I don’t want all those boys pervingon my wife anyway.”

You can’t help but giggle to yourself at her request.Quickly, you turn around in her arms and kissed her on the lips. “Alright,babe.” You gladly take her advice and grab herhand pulling her through the familiar layout of the Puckerman home.  You pull the door open to the ‘guest room’ asPuck always called it.

“HOLYSHIT!” Brittany screeches in your ear as you finallyrealize what is going on in the room in front of you.

Quinn is in her bra and pencil skirt with her hair askeweverywhere underneath a sweater-less  wideeyed Rachel Berry. You can’t make out what Quinn is stammering or what Rachelis saying as she waving her hands motioning for you both to get out.  

“Okay, this is new.” Is all you can say as you finally startto process what’s going on in front of you.