loose--seal's blog and stuff. mostly stuff.

i love ignoring things….. people…. problems …. responsibilities……feelings…..

this cat looks like ron swanson

all bugs can be organized into one of three categories: homies, chillers, and haters. hornets and wasps are haters. mosquitos are haters. most spiders are homies cuz they eat shitty bugs, some spiders are chillers cuz they dont really do anything, but also some spiders are haters because they’ll kill you. learn to tell the difference. bees are homies but they become haters if you fuck with them. most beetles are chillers but if they’re the kind of beetle that flies really fast at your face then they’re haters.

“Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it, or I ate it. 

I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter

“While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore”

Date someone you can be fucking weird as hell with who at the end of the day still wants to get naked with you.

the funniest part of macbeth is when the soldiers all cut a branch off a tree to hold in front of them while they march toward’s macbeth’s castle in hopes that he will somehow think they are all trees and not an army

the second best part is that it actually works

think about this today.