I love one (1) woman

I fucking adore this aesthetic.

concept: a monster factory style video but it’s filmed from the perspective of the greek gods inventing literal monsters

the WORST character archetype without question in any type of media in any genre is The Pervert™. has ANYONE ever been amused by that character or found them even just slightly funny 

I still think the little girl who is the world's most skilled at summoning earthworms has to be, like.. that's the most interesting person alive. I wake up at night and remember that this fucking 6-or-whatever-year-old can just. Do that. That's terrifying. I hate knowing this. But again, at the same time, I wonder about it constantly. The whole thing is supposedly a skill passed down through families. People have been honing this ability for fucking CENTURIES. But this little tiny child absolutely blows everyone else out of the water just by summoning HUNDREDS OF EARTHWORMS

everybody just wants to get “back to normal” after quarantine. but what they fail to realize is that “Normal” is just a setting on a washing machine ...

this is really good I love Donal Duck and I love baja blast so basically great post

whats a little homoerotic telepathy between friends

me avoiding all my responsibilities

did she just kick a laser beam in half

Feminism