𝑺𝒆𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝑳𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑪𝒐𝒚𝒍𝒆 𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔
Title it pretty self explanatory, no X reader since these are just general HC’s for coyle while yall wait for chapter 2 of Pick Yourself Up
But until then, have some HC’s for Coyle! And like always, my requests are OPEN!
TW: this set of HC’s has mentions of blood, violence, sexual themes and drug usage, reader discretion is advised, and a couple HC’s are a little NSFW
Police Station
•Whenever he patrols the police station, coyle has a bad habit of trying to talk to the mannequins like they’re his colleges, and has even gone as far as to give them all their names
•He can’t whistle, so that’s why he sings instead. If he could, he wouldn’t need to smoke, that’d be all he does wandering around
•Sometimes he likes to pretend the grunts are delinquents so he can arrest them (he lets them go if they’re not combative)
•If he notices the lipstick on any female mannequins scratched, he’ll look for a body and use some blood to replace it
Courthouse
•He often finds himself having conversations with the judge and when they’re over he feels stupid for having such a civil conversation with a woman
•Aside from the judge, the only woman he respects properly is lady justice, and he always tips his hat to her when he passes her statue
•Sometimes he’ll loiter around in the courtroom and pretend he’s court security so that if a reagent wanders by he can say they’re in contempt of court
•He never has a cigarette lit when walking by the judge or lady justice, again out of the massive amount of respect he has for the legal system he so often disappoints
•He likes to write little messages in the black light rooms in blood so they show up for reagents, and they’re never serious. But they’re barely legible so most reagents ignore them
Prison Farm
•Like in the trailer, he likes to let his cattle prod follow along the cell bars behind him as he walks through the cell blocks
•If he’s feeling nice, he’ll toss a bone to the biters around the map, very literally
•He yells slurs at the mannequins who’re posed sexually in the prison farm more than the police station because the prison farm has way more
•Speaking of that, it’s also where he feels both most comfortable and most ashamed of himself
General
•The disease that affected his face is like chemical borne but has a lot of other symptoms on him, like breathing issues, also I think he would get a lot of stomach bugs for some reason
•He really likes mints, not even for the fresh breath, he just loves crushing on mints like they’re teeth.
•Obviously he likes fat men with tattoos but I also think he likes men and women with tramp stamps, especially if they’re themed after him (the warden has a tramp stamp where it’s like handcuffs with a scale hanging off them with the words “Little Justice” across the top)
•Very touch starved but hates being touched, like you don’t touch me, I touch you and if you touch me, it’s because I either demanded you to or I will kill you type mentality
•Subtly feminises his male partners out of shame. If there is a hill I will die on, it is this one. I am a firm believer that Coyle feminises his male partners because of internalised homophobia
•Most bisexual man to exist, undoubtedly, but he has a male preference I’d say
•It’s not just pistachios he likes, they’re just his favourite kind of nuts, he also likes walnuts and salted peanuts, he’s also like a crunch on those mixed nuts you only find in bars, like store bought ones don’t do it for him, they have to be dive bar mixed nuts
•He treats all criminals the same but he treats people who hurt kids in any way like 1000 times worse stemming from his own trauma
Domestic/Modern
•Loves body cam channels (this is a stolen HC, I unfortunately forgot the user but full credits to them for this)
•Talks major shit on pred catching channels but cont stop watching and laughing at them (laughing at the preds)
•Would either live back in Oklahoma to resume his police work or move close to an electrical plant
•Would also like true crime channels, listens to em like podcasts while he does stuff around the house (nothing)
•His house is always clean but you’ll never catch him cleaning. Maybe he just never needs to clean? You’ll see the odd dish or a bit of dust, and the house never smells all that good, but it’s clean at least
•Expanding on that, there’s a cross next to his door, he mostly just nods at it but if he’s having a rough one, he’ll kiss his fingertips and press it to the cross
Prime Time
•He likes Mother Gooseberry the most
•He likes to play into the father role he was given and dances with Mother Gooseberry
•Wants Mother Gooseberry, the Warden and the Snitch to all smother him
•Franco often makes fun of his cigarette belt
•As much as he hates the baby thing, Coyle has a weird urge to just ruffle Franco’s hair
•If he looses sight of a reagent, Coyle smacks Franco upside the head
•Coyle respects both Otto and Aurora but respects Otto more. Finds them both weird though
•He has a much easier time talking to Otto because they both have a history of corruption
•But he’s had a few good conversations with Aurora about science, and it’s just them yapping about electricity and chemicals
•He only really likes Liliya for her respect for religion (at least that’s how he sees it)
•Has more than once stolen from the mannequins
•Is still trying to figure out who Ed Gregor is

















