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𝗗𝗮𝗳𝗳𝘆: I baked a cake once.

𝗕𝘂𝗴𝘀: Yeah, it was good.

𝗗𝗮𝗳𝗳𝘆: Really?

𝗕𝘂𝗴𝘀: This isn’t a date. I said I was going to the store.

𝗗𝗮𝗳𝗳𝘆: Then why did you invite me?

𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗘: *struggling to breath* Wh-What??

𝗕𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗕𝗲𝗲𝗽: A quickie. You know one of those egg things?

𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗘:

𝗕𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗕𝗲𝗲𝗽, 𝘃𝗼𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴: Everybody?

𝗕𝘂𝗴𝘀: What happened?

𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗘: for the last time “your” and “you’re are not the same!

𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗘: “your” is a possessive, and “you’re” is a contraction of “you are”

𝗕𝘂𝗴𝘀: my fire

𝗗𝗮𝗳𝗳𝘆: the one

𝗕𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗕𝗲𝗲𝗽: desire

𝗦𝘆𝗹𝘃𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿: believe

𝗣𝗲𝗽𝗲: when I say

𝗕𝘂𝗴𝘀: I

𝗗𝗮𝗳𝗳𝘆: WANT

𝗕𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗕𝗲𝗲𝗽: IT

𝗦𝘆𝗹𝘃𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿: THAT

𝗣𝗲𝗽𝗲: WAY

𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗘: that’s it. I’m blocking all of you

𝗕𝘂𝗴𝘀: Yes he does.

𝗗𝗮𝗳𝗳𝘆: Yes he does.

𝗣𝗲𝗽𝗲: I put a little note in your bag to tell you I love you.

𝗦𝘆𝗹𝘃𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿: *opens bag*

𝗕𝘂𝗴𝘀: You’re a scientist. Are you not used to this by now?

𝗕𝘂𝗴𝘀: Daffy, what are you-

𝗗𝗮𝗳𝗳𝘆: Shush! I’m trying to get a brilliant idea! Don’t bother me!

𝗕𝘂𝗴𝘀: You just handed me a shovel.

𝗕𝘂𝗴𝘀: Nah, you’re not.