stumbling ass backwards into creating art

normally it's frustrating when mystery games hand you answers on a silver plate but in ace attorney, the witnesses' tendencies to conveniently say far more than what they were asked for is so hilarious that it becomes its own reward. ace attorney witnesses will be asked what time they saw the murder and they'll say it was 10:40 and they know it was exactly that time because that's the exact minute they open the can of Fancy Feast to feed their elderly russian blue cat, father of 12 kittens and phoenix will be like umm actually i spoke to your cat and here's a written affidavit from him that there was a recall on Fancy Feast and also he's never been to russia nor known the touch of a woman. you're going to jail buddy

It's bizarre sitting here thinking bout how some of y'all never heard the original unaltered second episode of dndads.

I started listening pretty early on and originally heard the unaltered version, and then more recently on one of my relistens I somehow forgot??? And idk if it was that I went in not expecting it or what but it felt like when you fake throw a ball for a dog and it goes looking for the ball that's not there like I was expecting the unaltered version and then I was thrown the time travel and my brain made the windows shutting down sound and I had to reboot