human disaster

- affectionate nicknames e.g. doomalicious, dr doomy pants

- when you escape from their super secure dungeons and then hang around to eat their food and use their wifi

- any well meaning attempts to help their minions unionize

- unlocking the avenger proof cuffs during interrogation then saying oops and putting them back on

- any attempt to take notes during their villain monologues for some reason they never think im sincere about it

- (an avengers got his memoir plans you hear what im saying)

- fashion tips involving purple or any kind of arrow theme

- responding to dramatic ultimatums with cool i could pencil you in for next wednesday oops wait no thats mario kart night

- responding to dramatic ultimatums with sorry buddy you knocked out my hearing aids during the fight and i missed that whole thing can you write it down for me

Are you setting a good example for the youth

Understand that ASL is not a direct translation of how you would speak to someone

Understand that some words do not appear in ASL and can be passed over if you are not going to spell them

Know that there are sometimes many alternate signs for just one work (There are four different signs for the word help to be used in different contexts)

Understand that there are custom signs people use for their names

Do research, you’re not sure if you can say this in ASL look it up

https://www.signingsavvy.com/

https://www.handspeak.com/translate/

Understand that ASL is not just naruto hand signals for an entire paragraph.

Overall. Just put some effort in. You wanna write a muse that knows ASL you’re going to have to learn a little about ASL. That’s how I feel about everything. You wanna write a muse that knows Russian, you should learn a little Russian to make it convincing. Your muse knows everything about guns? You gotta learn a little about guns.

It’s not just

( Do you need help? )

It’s

‘Do you need help?’ Raise eyebrows at the end to indicate a yes or no question and make sure your face conveys that questioning look. 

YOUR GUIDE TO FIND WHERE THIS GREMLIN IS

LOKI 

JOHN ALLERDYCE

DETECTIVE LASSITER