BLACK BOX

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H.L. Mencken and E.B. White make grand claims when they’re 6 martinis deep

Byzantine monk 1: “says here he was... a dog”

Byzantine monk 2: “...ok”

Got Garried away 

“probably a nickname”

After retiring from his official role as Ronald McDonald, Scott went on to write an array of fictional and non-fictional books including “The Joy of Living”, “America is my Neighbourhood” and “The Older the Fiddle, the Better the Tune”

when nurses are talking about something seemingly quaint or whimsical around you, it’s probably code for your death

“Splenditello” can be translated as “the little splendid one”

let’s be honest, we’ve all thought it even if we’ve never actually said it 

He’s into tubes of pringles,

Black cats and voodoo dolls

the shock discovery that brought traditional Russian history academia to its knees